Cut the Crap!

I Like Music.

2012-01-23T09:04:00.017+08:00

Salam ma niggaz. Lama dah aku nda update blog. (Haha funny how you talk to a blog, like people are reading it) Fan base ku myself kaliah screw y'all fakers! iyea nadawah lav u all <3

So yeah, I like music. Eh before that, I realised my previous post pasal something good. I mean damn, that's really cool tapi too bad it was a phase. Aku kan delete, tapi nda tia real blog ani durrr~ But i really wanna visit there again though. Calming rasanya. Although, mun kena intepret salah ya a aw jua tohhh. Aku pun takut telampau macam-macam. Bahijap nyamo jadi 'stogaban' ani without proper broad knowledge about stuff. But insyaAllah if i put some effort soon can (Y) tapi right now aku honestly malas overload. Bad bad bad.

Yang ku rajin nda tantu pasal ani, freakin music tah pulang! It's the devil i tell ya, it's the devil. But nevertheless, you can't deny its utter ruggedness. Real music. The good ones! But who am i to say they're good or not, aku ani nda jua stidi music apakandayaaa ikut keyboard essemble setaun ganya then jadi boy scout 1 year then menari 2 years masa primary years WTF interests are kinda gay. But that's not where I'm gettin at. For me, what i assume as good ones is those music that happens to catch my ear. Why? How? I don't really know that well but I read a book for exams (went out of topic huhu) pasal how 'music' actually stimulates the brain. Why people have kinda different tastes and shit like that but, I save that story for later posts. If aku rajin jua wawawa.

My music taste macam ntah pakah. Mostly aku nda suka music nowadays is pasal banyak orang dangar <-- TOTAL HIPSTER but no seriously, it ticks you off when you hear those songs literally everywhere. I'm not saying the music is bad, I'm saying the music IS BLOODEYY ANNOYING. That's why euro-thrash sound beats are one of the most hated sounds of the world wawawa. And that's why aku nda brapa suka UK zzz makanan pun mahal. Cung eh. Anywayzz, I deny myself as a hipster. Coz im ironically denying my hipster cause i'm that 'hipster' of hipsters. Doesn't make any sense? biartia. Aku pun nda paham banarnya, tabak tia antam jadi sigaban.

Gettin into the 'indie-hipster' scene haha but The Shins <3

I remember the first time i got into music. Like really getting into it. Aku minjam si kahar punya mobile sony ericsson yang roller thingies siring-siring atu. Basically canggih lah, andang playaa kaliah mesti up-to-date with shit haha nadawah kar. So i listened to this song kan. Macam familiar feeling years ago, heard it from tv, radio whatever. I liked the song. So aku check lah sapa. It was Oasis!! and the song was apalagi, Wonderwall ler. That song is sentimental to me. Also, kahar's old phone yang later in its life kana buang-buang gusuk-gusuk jubur apa but issokay quality phone (Y) Then cerita pasal Oasis. Check internet, limewire download Oasis songs! my first jadi fanboi for Oasis damn straight Oasis, reason why i chose manchester! (Y U BREAK UP MASA AKU DATANG?!)

Then soon after that jumpa and lebih mengenali kawan saya si Nisa, total hipster chick. Stidi music taste is sexy as hell and still has. Dulu, this girl minjamkan Kings of Leon punya Aha Shake Heartbreak. Well, ia minjamkan zimin kali dulu annen aku sambung pinjam lol. I didn't get into that scene dulu but I really liked the album nevertheless. 'The Bucket' is the song especially aku ingat on that album. Tapi yeah typical reaction plg tu but you can't deny it is one of few special highlights of the album! Plus i think it was a single jua kah? deserved! haha sitaie. And Zazi with her iPod atu tah banyak random cross-genre songs ever lol. Weird ko ani eh zaz. Then another phase was the 'Hot Fuss' fuss!! I think that was the first semi-original (semi-original wtf) CD aku bali jua haha now lost somewhere around the borrowing circle. In limbo. THE KILLERS was TIGHT! 'Indie Rock N Roll' wooooo and not forgetting Brandon Flowers pun 'indie sex bomb' LOL

Beautiful Beirut

As weeks past masa fom 4, saya lebih mengenali kawan super cool nerd, si Kam! This is where ma real story begins. Mun ia perepuan sudah ku galprenz ni sama ia HAHAHA. This was when My Chemical Romance/Green Day's American Idiot 'fan'-ing started lol sama drg si jeng as wellz. Before that span of when people started wearing black shirts and red ties arah mall damn henseng tu wang~Then si zimin pun banarnya banyak cd stash tsktsktsk, that was SUM 41!! wooo punk4lyf tu. With Blink-182! Then METALL coz yes, apparently si kam ani dangar heavy metal jua. Banarnya ia pendiam pasal malas cakap saja. Legit reason. Then si zimin pun ada tedapat original Trivium, Bullet For My Valentine, Children of Bodom. Original CDs saja mun dari si zimin ni yoooo stidi. So borrowing circle circles.

Such a fun band!

Blink-182 >:D

Then sampai my true passion for that specific genre that you really. Really really like. Si kar recommended me Mars Volta's 'The Widow' from Frances the Mute (2nd album). It was an eerie song. Really dark. Video clip pun macam wtf. Lyrics i don't even understand without a proper full encyclopaedia-dictionary (exaggeration). First, I was macam nyeh, a really good song but just not something I could get into. Masih stuck in mainstream taste kali wawawa. Then this kam guy, ia suggest aku dangar the first album. The whole thing. This was one of the best music albums I've heard eversince. De-loused in the Comatorium. Tracks dari awal 'Son et Lumiere' to 'Inertiatic ESP' to 'Roulette Dares' to 'Drunkship of Lanterns' to 'Eriatarka' to 'Cicatriz ESP' (BEST SONG EVAAA) to 'Televators' umm basically the album was almost flawless imo (checked for album reviews, they agreed) And from then, fixed tia fanboi flower seed ku (okwut flower seed). Then from then I had a spell of long solo journey of music starting dari music influences of progressive music and eventually Led me to Zeppelin. Esehwah cam banaa kan word play. English B pun nda jangantah dahuluu.

Woo damn, youtube is powerful now haha (first time ku pakai link youtube, malas ku cari yang 'underground' LOL)

But seriously, masa dangar Led Zeppelin, my mind went literally nuts. Crazy mental! even way back then banyak macam good stuff! then jumpa Hendrix, one of the titled 'Guitar Gods'. No shittin there. Then the list of bands/people i listen continues to wtf jauh aku pun banyak lupa. Skimmed through to lots of artists, but a few stayed from what caught my attention dulu. Sudah pakai torrent tu dapat download whole albums which was super cool. Technology makin canggih.

Best Song Ever. Captures Led Zeppelin!

Then phase after phase. Music pun melumpat from one end to another. Jumpa different people with amazing music tastes (imo). Then got into hip-hop (thanks to Lupe Fiasco and zudin punya harddrive wooh finally got the whole discography without downloading). Food and Liquor! FnF up realest nigga. First hip-hop album I really liked. Basically I listen to anything people post/suggest. Some of them are real gems. But some are just nyeh zzz facebook posts, songs that people can 'relate' to awww boohoo~ IYEA SUDAH ATU KAN LOL

Lupe Fiasco (brother ni dude ferreals)

I would love to become superfans to everything but the fanbois inside me payah kan handle more and moreeee lol. Don't get me wrong. I fancy N'Sync, BSB, Spice Girls apa. Those were the music I kinda unavoidably got into coz of TV and my uncle. Hahaha some good stuff as well tho dari my uncle. Dangar dari luar bilik nya saja. Some Fatboy Slim, Scissor Sisters, Daft Punk. Nat baddd. And in all, I like music.

Uh-oh nah long posts lagi. Nada pictures lagi. But probably aku masukkan links of music and all that nanti. Delay lagi ni update ah zzz *saves now* And finally, I would love to give a list to myself for the top 10 artists I LOVE. LOVE! (Not in order, DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE! but just a list just in case ada orang kan bagi aku vinyls or something :p

- At the Drive-In (THEY COMIN BACK!)

- The Mars Volta <33

- Circa Survive <33

- Kanye West

- Lupe Fiasco (BEFORE FARKIN LASERS! but still, much lav Loopay!)

- Led Zeppelin <3

- Oasis

- Pink Floyd <3333

- Glassjaw

- Thrice

- Brand New

- The Black Keys

- Radiohead

- Red Hot Chili Peppers

- Foxy Shazam

- The Roots

- Daft Punk

- Air

- Black Sabbath

- Megadeth

Ok wait it was supposed to be top 10. Shouldnt continue. Coz everytime I think, makin melarat coz I also bekom this... Oh no I like this as well BUT THISjklasdfjksdhfjksdahfjksfjksafawfnhewlf screw it. See y'all.

Welcome to 'omg-lol-FOXY-religion!'

Revelation

2011-01-12T09:15:00.012+08:00

Psychology. Damn this subject really is something eh? Props to the ancient philosophers who thought about this shit. Heh, I could change my course because of this interest. But destiny and fate (taqdeer) chooses this life I am having right now as my main path. Won't make a 'significant' difference if I keep complaining. See how I used apostrophes there? heh

I came too damn far to change my course honestly. What I learnt about destiny and fate? It's kinda straight forward ya know? Whether you should have or not decided on some other things before... they will all converge at one point. The Afterlife (Akhirat yes?). Just the different things that YOU decide/d to do will make the major and only important difference in the end (the beginning of eternal life? yes to the REAL believers). God knows what you're about to do or not or wasn't or was about to or yeah somewhat like that yadayadyada you get my drift? but again, it really really does rely on the choice you make on that particular moment. The only thing you have control over.

Like for example. If you did this lah, you could be that lah. Well, you could have. Maybe YOU did (still a fictionalised situation plg... but who knows hehe). Last-last same place jua nanti. Just with the weight of the decisions you alternatively took may impact the day where you go Heaven or Hell or yang im not sure where but yeah ada to those people yang middle. Atu pun between the good and bad 'deeds' you did masa arah dunia. Yes you may ask, what if that a small unpredicted event affected a huge ass deal out of your life. The day you turn bad. A bad apple. A really bad bad apple. Is God at fault for making you choose the bad life? Maybe. But that depends how you took on the situation. That's when the test of real faith comes. The devil telling you to fuck it, your life's pretty much fucked up. Why do good? You're losing anyways. You STILL have the choice to be good from being bad. I mean everyone has good in them (fact). It's just gonna be harder for you. But the harder the obstacle, the larger the reward. Apa reward nya? apaapa sapa bui. Banaaa. God said something like that in the Quran. Not exactly like what I said plg. But something liddat. A bit more deep and more attraction to it of course. Also, God placed your people that has connections around you to help you do that. That's their responsibility. And if it doesn't work and masih jua badbui. God doesn't quit. Prison? pushed away to a faraway land? Maybe. Antah. That's when people usually have their moment of solitude. A moment of peace. No distractions. Alone with your mind, body and soul stuck in one place. And again, if it still doesn't work, you'll be waiting for another huge even that'll most definitely make an impact to your life. How you THINK will be the greatest factor. It always has been...

Why is it most of the people of the world refuse to change eventhough ada that 'brand' of religion and all that. Well, what we have not realize is, the fact that everyone is too caught up in this world. Money, girls, guys, houses, hoes (lulz fer the gangstuz knawhatimean?) cars & shit. This Dunia. Don't get me wrong, even I myself, am also caught up with these things. Coz honestly I have not fully fulfilled my duties to my religion. Not even 50% kali sigh. I would really love too make it 100% but... man it's easier said than done. And again I reference from the holy book that us humans are MADE to love worldly possessions and doings. Fitrah manusia. I think. Yeah I think lurus. That includes sex (not only the physical form of it). You can't fight that. But hopefully, one day I'll give it my all and forget about the little things that matter in this world insyaAllah. Responsibilities for every individual masih ada of course. As a parent, friend, son, daughter and not to forget the responsibility for us to God.

If you could overcome those obstacles. Then you my man... Iz da bomb! Payah? InsyaAllah dapat tu yo! You got the brains to do it. You just need to think a bit differently. Find a way. Go around it, over, under or through it. Prevent yourself from being ignorant. Self-realization is power. Nda kena mengena you say? kena kaliah bulih. This realization helps you to accept yourself, accept the people around you and the reality you're currently living in. From there, barutah start. Ponder upon thyself.......

AND If you still believe that you could literally change the past. Then you my friend = one seriously insane crazy SOB. You blame your decision? be a realist! (ada kah such word? haha antam. A realistic person) Yeah macam the movie Butterfly Effect man. Lol sorry but yeah. That is also why God gives those who are insane an excuse. Kena judge plg tapi from the deeds an individual did when he or she is able to 'think' (berakal) and before he or she lose controls of the mind. Reasonable dude ah this God. Lol sorry for my language God. But you know how my intentions run.

Ok I'm done. Exams coming soon. It was good to let it out once in a while. Maybe my next post is gonna be about love. Yes love. Me. In love. Lol cali tu eh. Banaa? banaaaa =)

Peace be upon y'all bros and sisters. Oh here's a picture hahaha. Boring wah kalau nada gambar ani ah napakan tu.

............ umm so yeah

Huhu it's just a picture. Of an animal. With a snowball.

(Some may argue that if Allah Almighty has created everything why is it that there is evil along with good. The conflict between evil and good is necessary for the evolution of the universe. This may be understood by means of the following examples). Allah Almighty sends down rain from the heavens and this causes streams to flow and the deluge which follows sweeps away all the dirt in the soil (leaving clear soil behind). Similarly, when metals are used for making ornaments or other articles of use, they are purified by being put into the fire which separates the impurities (and the pure remains). As a result of the conflict between truth and falsehood the negative forces pass away like scum but that which is beneficial for the humanity endures. This is how Allah Almighty explains His laws by means of analogies (13/39. 21/18, 42/24). [Compiled mainly from Surah Ar Rad - The Thunder (13:17)]

"As regards life after death, it may be explained through an example. A seed - grain or a date-stone appears to be lifeless but it contains a life-germ which, given appropriate conditions, bursts forth into a living plant. The plant, in turn, bears ears of corn. Each grain of corn is again a source of life. This is how Allah Almighty brings forth the living from the dead and the dead from the living." Surah Al-Anam - The Cattle (6:96)

"There is good in everyone"

(That's it ayt. I hope I didn't do too many mistakes. Especially on the surahs. I'd be damned if I did lol. But seriously, it won't be funny huhu)

Eid Mubarak / Hari Raya Aidilfitri

2010-09-11T07:28:00.010+08:00

Hello everyone!

Sorry aku jarang update my blog. Coz I usually tweet alot and that counts as blogging right? pasal aku ani nda jua brapa suka bekunyanyang banyak that's why I tweet. But at certain times, I do feel like rambling non-stop. Just typing endlessly, not knowing what I'm going to actually say next... macam now ani hahaha

Plus, due to popular demand (si mimi plg ganya tu) awhh, my only fan :D

... so I decided to blog here. I doubt anyone reads it anymore haha. Nevertheless, I blog for myself and self-amusement lol.

So back to topic. After years and years of not seeing the anak bulan lepas puasa, this year (finally) tenampak! I had a good LOL session with myself reading tweets on why Brunei finally tejumpa anak bulan. Ada pasal teropong baru tia, baru buka cover telescope tia, teleskop x-ray, orang lampuh nda keluar rumah and te-block the moon tia and macam macam lagi hahaha.

I felt happy for those staying in Brunei for raya. Although ada that tiny feeling of sadness because I couldn't join the hype. Another year not celebrating raya in Brunei.

Oh I'm stuck in the UK now btw. Pasal resit. Hahaha yeah, I could've went back to Brunei just for raya but I chose not to. For me, I think it would be a real waste of money. Aku ani nda bukan anak menteri apa jua lol. Gotta take responsibility for my own mistakes. My results lah tu kirakan heh. And umm plus aku nda suka the 16 hr airplane journey. Well, I guess that's how life rolls on me. Macam kek roll yang nada kaler HA LAME!

Living here and surviving UK... you'll learn one or two things about life. There's more pulang banarnya. I mean especially if you've been pampered from childhood sudah and then suddenly kena let go into the wild wild world. Crazy feeling man. I'm not saying I WAS pampered as a child but the fact that ada amah or mama or anyone who washes your clothes saja kira a little bit pampered wah tu. I know that money don't come easy unless you're 'genetically' rich or if you work for BSP or for the Sultan or something. But then again, even those rich people had to work for it. Easy or hard, it's God's will. It all depends on 'rezeki'. Hahah I dont think brapa kenamengena with rezeki but at least ada sikit plg :p

There's a difference between 'money' and 'rezeki' coz eventhough you have money, sometimes you CAN'T use it for some apparent reason and that means kau nada rezeki lah tu. For example kadangkadang orang manang 1 million dollars kah apa. Basically bulih quit kraja and all, right? buat business sendiri etcetc. But sometimes, these people yang dapat lots of cash cannot do anything with the money pasal ada accident tia, bayar ini bayar itu, utang, kana punk'd, all the food yang ia bali ia nda dapat makan pasal parut sakit, gigi patah, nda kanyang, nda puas, ilang makanan, samut curi pisang apa etcetc. Maybe it won't happen in one go ofcourse tapi kadangkadang terasa a part of you is missing and gradually decreasing.

On the other hand, poor people can get rezeki even if they get $5 a day. $1 untk bali nasi campur and $1 for minuman, dapat kanyang the whole day, kena bagi free food tia, kasut seken hen dua puluh sen. Atu kira rezeki jua tu. It's the satisfaction after acquiring something and using it for the benefit of yourself (and benefits that indirectly or directly untk God) coz semua di dunia ani sebaik-baik perbuatan, kami buat demi Allah kan? SESUNGGUHNYA. Hahaha I bet people are starting to get dissy about this.

Ohh, and since we're touching about God and religion and stuff. Some of you might notice fb kah or your friends or your friends' friends jadi alim. Or ngajut alim. Some of you might not like this, some might be thankful or some may be jealous or some just don't bother. I know pasal some of my friends cani rasa drg lol. I don't blame you all of course. Yes, it's kinda hard to believe that sometimes orang samsengsamseng minumminum ancak sana ancak sini SUDDENLY turns a 180 degree turn from bad to good. Whether it's real or temporary or untk show show off arah facebook, I'd be happy for them and wish for the better lah, yang long term. We can only ASSUME their intentions but only God knows and God only. We as good ummahs (forget ummahs, haha nda I dont mean it in a kasar way, at least a GOOD human being lah)... we should think of the better right? and I say, they're the lucky ones pasal kena bagi Hidayat cani ani.

Banarnya aku pun mau macam drg ani. Some of them are really keen on learning more and researching more about Islam. And as they get deeper, they do find meaning of the purpose our existence the dunia ani and hereafter little by little, then lamalama jadi bukit! But unfortunately aku, being my lazy self and maybe pasal bisikan setan jua malas kan cari these stuff ani. Although I do read a few books in my own time =] For me the most important thing that goes right into me is those words yang dari friends. Especially yang lama sudah into this religion (and when I mean 'into', i mean SOO INTO SAMPAI MASUKK BRABAISS YAW CAM KAU CUCUK JARI MU DALAM IDUNG SAMPAI TAMBUS KE KEPALA ORANG LAIN PULANG!! LOL but seriously) Jazakallah bros and sisters for sharing kamu punya wisdom with me. I could sampaikan arah orang lain but I'm just too scared to convey the wrong message coz i suck at relaying messages to someone else. Iatah aku nda suka chinese whisper. SCREW YOU CHINESE GAME!! hahaha

Ada plg banyak Firman and hadiths nya ani especially these past three paragraphs but I forgot all of them (yang precise ofcourse, ada bits and parts aku ingat plg but then macam useless jua tu kalau orang salah pikir) Sorry ahh to those yang mau tau. I'm quite bad at this =( and to those yang nda mau tau I'm sorry as well coz... kamu nda mau tau lol.

Nahh tu liat melarat wah. Aku atu kan cakap pasal raya. Guess I'll have to change the post title now hahaha.

Back to raya? hahaha I miss raya arah Brunei honestly. Didn't wanna tell my parents aku suka raya brunei and want to stay in Brunei like foreverrr till my parut malatop. Coz the guilt they could've felt sudah tah aku balik uk awal and aku nda mau balik brunei lagi, nada ku tahan tuu. Don't wanna burden them with my feelings hahaha but I know they'll be happy as long as they know I am. But then againnnn, who am I to complain compared to my other friends yang three or more? years yang nda beraya di brunei coz of studies arah negeri orang putih jua. Aku dua tahun jua ganya, jangantah dahuluu hahaha.

Awhh now I miss my friends lol. But nvm, a few more weeks then bruneians will come flocking into UK sampai aku pun sanak tu. I hope you guys are doing great over there. Me green with envy like green mountain deww haaaa shizzz apakan lame.

Here in manchester, drg start Eid on the same day macam Brunei jua but since time difference soo yeah hahaha Brunei dulu. But Hari raya sini is quite different from Brunei punya Raya. Here, it's only a day or two... sama macam Indonesia jua kali. Well atu mama ku cakap plg tu. Not like Brunei's two-week loooong house raping visits from one family to another. Atu tah siuk tu hahaaha. And sini in manch orang beraya nya malam malam mabuk. Hahaha Islam by name saja tsktsktsk. Butul Carlsbak, luarnya newspepar. Pacahh. And awu banyak orang pacah jua huhuhu.

Eh bah imma go to sleep. The noise outside sudah stop now. Bekas Eid parade or something. Banyak betuii police sirens and car honks tadi. Sikit lagi aku go Crowzero on everyone. Esehmen hahaha.

Bah Selamat Hari Raya readers! I'm gonna post up pics real soon insyaAllah. Pasal boring wah nada gambar ani. Long post lagi -__-" omg i didnt realise I wrote this long. Hahahah owell :D

Here are the pictoors! Taken from the days I came back to UK early.

Whitworth Park, lovin the weather!

MMU near Barclays ampir Pizza Co. (Rainy Manchester)

Kan ke 'spital (hospital) geddit geddit? haha

Lessthanthree this effin caffeine bomb!

Oh and ofcourse, ice cream :D

Hello blog!

2010-05-27T16:00:00.008+08:00

Damn... ok shit aku lupa apa aku kan cakap. Serious! =\

Imma change the topic tah saja lol. Just realised banyak orang revive durang punya blogs recently. Banarnya si Bahri and si jeng pulang ganya besides the frequent bloggers heh.

Did a mini-reminiscing on my old blog posts by myself and found SELF-REALISATION OMG! Yeah, most of my posts are child-like and immature compared to most of my homebois. Doubt I could change that now though. Masih gangsta yo payah ni cani ani.

It's funny how you could remember so much from reading those old posts. LOL yeah, link)Bahri(/link (ANTAH EH HAHAHA totally forgot how to link) did a post pasal ani. No matter how crappy my or orang lain punya blog is, memories wah tu. Macam penyaram. Apakan sorry that was random.

Now onto a more important topic --> My Life

Heyz, my name's Azim. People call me Sim. Orang putih panggil aku Abdul. I'm still 19 and I can't wait to get out of my teen years. Heh teens. Don't get me wrong, aku nada masalah with my teen years. I just find stereotypical teenagers as a major amusement to myself. All the drama happening masatu. Puberty, zits, girlfriends, boyfriends, break-ups, make-ups, identity crisis and fitting in, trying to impress your peers and shit. Bullshit ah? hahaha and to think you've been to at least 2 of these phases (puberty and zits lah definitely... eh maybe except si Khaliq since ia jerawat baru baru ani).

Then again, you have no choice but to go through those teen years. Can't avoid that. Coz atu kira experimental phase right? that's when your curiosity starts to grow more compared to masa your baby growing period. Nevertheless, I had a good time as a teen. Iyea macam kan turn 20 saja aku ah. Eh, this could be my birthday post! Lama pulang lagi but I'll just put a link if I do manage to remember out how to by then hahaha.

Ahhh teen years. Definitely had a fair share of crushes, starting to get self-concious about my appearance, kena ucap gay, asexual. But oh they fade away so quickly. The good ones are definitely my friends. Iyea cheesy tapi serious eh. Even macam palui usulnya sorang sorang, I wouldn't have survived teen-hood. My brothers and sisters from different backgrounds... ada yang cool, inda cool, kaya, miskin, gilaseks, cali, inda cali, serious, panat, pendiam, bising, annoying, cocky assholes, show-offs, nerds, dumbasses, bimbo, jocks, gay, straight, player, pengucap, conserved, secretive, sharing, alim, setan, bida, lawa, suka mainstream stuff or nda, samseng, kurus, lampuh, racist, kaling, brunei, tutong, cina, halfies etc. Although some of these things tick me off a little, I don't really care because... antah ah. It's a feeling I am not able to put in words. Ehe, Banarnya aku nda tau apa word nya pulang. Indifferent maybe? ntah eh. Don't care, all of you are still my number ones! Awu semuaaaaaaa <3

I think the important thing you have to attain is, acceptance. Sorry ah if it's the wrong word. Too lazy to find a much sophisticated correct word than that arah thesaurus. But yeah, mesti learn to love... inda semestinya love pulang. But accept being around these different people. And just then, barutah your heart will hopefully open and flush out all the hate. Hahaha maybe aku kali saja tu. Dunno about others lol. Pasal in the future, you'll definitely meet other people yang sama jua or kalau unfortunate sikit, a more radical individual? so baik awal awal start accepting different people. Nanti at least biasa. Achieving it would be easier said than done because of the ultimate challenge of patience.

Heart you all!

Woah shit, aku rambling. Off to the next topic. Panjang niii.

UK ah. Hahhaha pfft, ok pulang but I think it's a bit over-rated. Would've preferred Canada daripada sini. The people over here are okay. Orang putih nya opkors macam biasa, they go with their own kind but again, ada a little portion of them nice people yang suka kawan sama other people. Sama lah macam Brunei. Except some of Bruneians kawan sama orang putih/foreigners untuk bragging rights. Hahaha osom tu yo kalau kau kawan sama durang. Rasanya macam kawan sama orang of "higher breed". Not. Not hating on those yang kawan banar-banar though.

Personally, aku pikir some catu plg. Atu what I think. Heh.

I've been living with four awesome housemates for almost 8? 9? months now. Learnt so much from them. Gave me a whole new perspective of girls. Oh yeah, only girls, nada doods at all. So no fart jokes, no jokes yang melarat, no punching and talking about booty lol. Ainul and Izni taught me alot seriously and both Thiah and Fatin jua although they're kinda dormant in the social window but yeah, I've learnt some stuff even from not talking.

Nah, some basic things I know about these girls. If any of youz mau bekenalanz:

1) Ainul - Known her since Form 1. Pretty, but pretty volatile at times. Nice in seldom cases. Shows affection in the strangest way. Bad-ass gangster. Extremely forgetful. Does not like to share personal life. Gets bored all the time. Thinks about nothing.

2) Izni - a.k.a Noni/Nonz/Nonzorz/Anak Bakir bah. White. Likes Harry Potter. Lives on BJewelled. My Disney watching partner. Only has an average of 5 hours of lectures in a week. Has the ]:| look that can shut me up. Number 1 kitchen user.

3) Fathiah - My next door roomie. Lives on Muse. Muse and more Muse. Laughs alone in her room. Only goes down to the kitchen for a drink or to cook Maggi. Sleeps and wakes up late.

4) Fatin - Mean, pink, study machine. Loaded with cash. 25 hours study, 1 hour rest in a day. 'nuff said.

It's hard to fit in basically. Sometimes when I do try, kena ucap tah pulang. It's definitely a learning process though. Totally different when being around guys you know really well and girls you know more of. Jokes for example, kalau guys slalunya melarat from one thing another. It could be from talking about a rock then suddenly bulih lumpat ke monster with 5 eyes, a dick and three legs that shits out children. When hanging out with girls... well, it just stops at rock. OH and some stare exchanges that'll make you shut up. Maybe it's just me pulang pasal I'm guessing durang andang sanak melayan aku even for a minute. True story.

Oh fyi, it is polite to knock and wait for a response before you go into people's rooms even if pintu bebuka or they're infront of you. It's annoying to knock too much when durang sudah respond. LOL love doing that. Sheldon Cooper, youz da man!

Nevertheless, I have the utter most respect for these girls for having to live with me and bear my living dood habits. Although I do keep my dood stuff to a minimum. Gotta sacrifice jua a lot for them. But the learning experience was worth the sacrifice.

Definitely gonna miss my gurly girls! lol xx

Eh bah udah tah eh gila panjang wah ni. Babai. Need to shower and revise.

Ahh! I think Kiamat dah for my Internet.

2009-06-07T11:41:00.003+08:00

*digs up a hole for the computer, the modem and the wi-fi surrounding the house*

Bye bye bye~

Cbox FAIL!

EMAIL FAIL!

Mati eh matii matiii!!!!

My FB mati: Need ress please

2009-06-07T10:31:00.004+08:00

Gold plsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplsplspls, I need to buy mount.

Palui ehh, paksa tah balik ke friendster ni. (I wonder how many views aku dapat dah ahhh?) *thinks*

Click on the pictures if your eyes inda dapat membulasit keluar.

MOZILLA FAIL!

CHROME (INCOGNITO) FAIL!

*Tweets*

Unmotivate

2009-05-10T18:13:00.003+08:00

I made some of my own unmotivational poster pictures. Call 8676698 for more information on how to get your hands on these things.

I got all three of them stuck up on my wall. Now I can wake up every morning happy and motivated. Yep motivated (Y)

TWITTER LOL

2009-05-08T10:26:00.003+08:00

YIH AKU NDA DPT LOGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHAAHAHHHAHAHAH TWITTER LOL WTF

I thinks its depends on the times, thats means twitter is cawer! thats reals!

Since I can't login into my twitter account right now, this will be a good time for me to google-search for the 'fat sex' as recommended by si Dave (Ismail) whatever.

And look what I've found!

Pronounced dead at... foreplay

WoW Screenshots =D

2009-05-03T06:18:00.003+08:00

Ntah just some vainxx screenies from WoW either pasal lag or pasal aku bored brabis.

UMPHHH now that's an ass!

Ani baru hybrid druid

Ass Inspector

Draygens orgy!!!

Heavy Furblog =D kamu mana tau cana buat huhhhuhuhu

SIOK BUI!

Tasek FBF (Fatz-But-Fitz)

2009-04-22T12:41:00.004+08:00

Birthday Sultan nda lagi lama! so there's no surprise here...

Team tarik kalat Brunei beb!

Ringan pulang usulnya

Almost a 90 degree vertical slope man!

Next heavier machine to be pulled (Ignore the pilipino in the picture)

And the heaviest of them all...

I doubt they can move an inch pulling this fatboi around

LIMA BELASS HARI BULA JULAII~~~ NANANANNANAAAAAAAAAAA~

D.O.R.K.Z

2009-04-20T13:39:00.004+08:00

We went to zudin's house the other night right. Ntah napa, kami keboringan kali... uhhh...

Nothing interesting pulang but the highlight of the night was us playing with zudin's punya more-than-structural brutha, si Bari (the 7/8/15 year old kid-giant)

"Hey, you cannot kill me. I have armor!" - Bari

I heard girls dig this thaeng!

Yep gerenti boreed! (Y)

One of my life changing experiences

2009-04-13T11:14:00.004+08:00

I tried doing what Pablo said about how Celline Dion changed her life from her concerts and shits and all.

Phuckyeah damn sure it totally changed my life. I now know you should always use protection before sticking your finger inside your butt before smelling your finger.

Cos you don't want this to happen...

Tips on how to be cool

2009-04-10T21:20:00.004+08:00

Okay, make sure you have a piece of paper. Two pieces pun ok. And a pen or pencil. Pemadam and tipex if ada mistakes. Or just copy paste into your notepad/MS word and save it onto your desktop so you can open it everytime you switch on the computer =)

So here it goes, ~~listen~~ scroll down carefully and make sure you note them down.

1) be me

2) enough said.

Inspired by Fatz ^^

It's like that and that's the way it is!

2009-04-09T23:23:00.000+08:00

Masa kediaku ani muda-muda dulu kan (90s), kediaku ani ingin sangat menjadi seorang breakdancer. Kenapa ko tanya? pasal video ani.

So aku pajal mama sama daddy ku untuk enroll kediaku ani ke klas tarian brekdens. Deddeh ku ani nda pasti kalau aku ada talent, so aku show off some of my moves lah. Lepas atu, terpegun tarus dedeh me liat aku nari. Nya "Syabas ko ani lai, ko tah harapan masa depan ku ni kalau dedeh pencenz nanti!"

"Ni deh, liat aku"

So mama ku enroll aku arah dance class masa aku arah PDS. So me happy lah ikut Modern Dance club. Cigu ku orang pinoy btw pasal nama nya T. Jhoy. Cana aku tau? pasal semua nama orang pilipin macam happy usulnya, macam Si Jollibi. Aku pun terus menghadiri kelas tarian moden pada tiap-tiap Jumaat pagi. Masa pes day ku, nebes brabis lah pasal malu. Aku lagi lambat join, sudah setangah bulan baru kan ikut E.C.A (Extra Kurikular Activities) Awal-awal nda ku tau d mana wah drg nari-nari ani. So aku tanya lah this teacher jalan-jalan, pinoy jua usulnya. Tapi aku nda tau ia dapat ckp ingris kah nda, so aku tanya in non-ingris words. "Yo yo yo, lo bisa ngomong ingris? jika lo bisa, tunjukkan deh gmana sih ke studio brekdens"

Then ia reply. "KUANG AJA ANAK KEDIAKU ANI. NAH KO NAHHH!!!"

Turns out atu mama ku huhuhuhu. Macamtah aku tau -_-' cubatah bitau dulu.

Lepas atu mama ku bawa lah ke mana drg breksdens atu. Masa aku buka pintu, banyak fomfuanz storm in tarus arah kedia ku (Iyea sitaie) Hahahaha so atu persz taim aku meliat cigu ku. Not bad lah, rokstedeh. Lepas aku cakap babai kisses and hugs arah mama ku, ku betanya arah cigu ku ani. "Yo nigga, can you teach me how to brekdens like MC Hamma?"

Tapi ia reply nya "Sorry bui, kami ngajar nari mikael jeksen saja ni pasal brekdens old skool dah boo"

Ni cigu pinoy ku

Pecah hati/jantung ku tarus nada brekdens. Tapi terpaksa lah what to do, once you have committed yourself into something, you gotta stick with it madapaka! Sakit pulang masih, so masa first day atu habis tarus ku balik masuk biliku and nangis arah bantal ku.

Itulah cerita bagaimana impian saya terpecah belah karena kediaku ani telampau kewl.

Prepare for some teen angst

2009-04-08T22:07:00.003+08:00

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Never talk shit about comic book heroes

2009-03-26T16:42:00.003+08:00

COZ THEY'RE EFFIN REAL!

Way to go spidey!

I

can

now

sleep

safely

with

my

food

next

to

me

safe

from

Toyols

_|_

Propagaininfataaaahh!

2009-03-25T19:02:00.001+08:00

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE!

This holiday is effin up everyone's mind... body! and soul! of rock n roll~ (I didn't get that from some lyrics, it's totally original)

I wouldn't be surprised if your head is getting numb by the second. I myself honestly lupa almost everything yang kena ajar by my teachers. I rarely count nowadays... moreover do my chembio mumbojumbo. And the only time that I do count is when I recheck my dollar-remaining-wallet hoping ada some duit kena masukkan ulih toyol overdosed on panadols. Aku nda plg pelihara tuyul pasal you have to feed them blood and shit... zzz makin kurus tia _|_ pikir murah ni ma belly? I'm saving ma fats for masa aku jadi Orang Kaya Pahlawan nanti (WAHAHAHA BASAR CITA-CITA KU) coz manada orang upper super fit. SO anyways, der are manee typez of toyolz a.k.a tuyulz. Por ejempel:

Tuyul Biasa a.k.a Common Toyol

Tuyul Ala Ikan a.k.a Fish

Tuyul Itam a.k.a Black Toyol

Tuyul Gangsta a.k.a Black Toyol

EH AUWAH!! everyone's going gym-ing now. Kira the new trend, macam skinny jeans jua but I like them jeans though tapii kalau pakai arah mall abis kena ucap oleh si kahar sama zudin sigh =((( Semua yang lampoh-lampoh dan jugak yang kurus cangkir sitaie baby jugak ke gym~ zzz i.e. the slimming of Fatz, Doublechinlord & Ms. Fatz will be inevitable. I'll be joining them once in a while though... just until I can move my chests up and down, down and up, left and right, kiri kanan kiri kanan. WHO NEEDS TO MARCH WHEN YOU CAN WALK WITH YOUR CHEST!?

Cani niiiiiiiii ---> [________.________][_______._______] soon to be chest ku.

Then dapat wink ---> [________;)_______][_______(;______]

then dapat vibrate ---> [alifqojwnckajdsaj][dsajdhsgabdqiqw] atu pasal vibrate laju brabis that's why catu. Mystery of vision tu (y)

Yes it's gonna be like your grandpa's titties.

0 hours of gym time

40 Hours after gym-time

BUT on the plus side, more open slots untk fatz4lyf club. So sapa baratnya above 150kg can apply! (yes, we will count the weight of your chin jua) WHY DO YOU WANT TO JOIN SOME FAT CLUB YOU ASK!? WELL MAINLY BECAUSE We are 1333333333333337! We make the thin people insecure about their own weight! We don't go boner, we go fatter! We make kidnappers shit their pants everytime they try to kidnap some fat kid on the playground! We can make shit out of nothing! We are mother nature's favorite sons and daughters! And pasal ko sitaie kurus _|_

Last Week I Went Shit-Hunting

2009-03-19T16:16:00.001+08:00

In the real world ofcourse...

EEEEKKK OMGOMGOMG~

/dance

It's been a long time since I double-posted

2009-03-18T02:12:00.000+08:00

Wahhh, panat ni karang aku bangun 5.45am.

HEY HEY YOU YOU,
Lemme punch you,
I like to eat ikan yu,
and cabut your bulu.

Malam yang indah,
msn memang meriah,
lovers here lovers there,
nudge me and lemme straighten your ugly hair.

aku oh aku,
bilatah aku kan tidur,
marah karang mamaku,
kena acut ku karang abis gigi ku tegugur.

syabas oh syabas,
mari ku cuci muka mu yang berbadas,
kelampohan saya ini memang uber,
macam boxers/selimut before si fatz kuruz bakas gym-ing... caler~ baner~ right thur~

Eh ni kazen kamu!!

c0mc0mc0m n0w, DoTA op3n 5lot n0 n00bs plz

Wtf. Tidur ku eh _|_

I'm A Typical Friggin-Ewewewew-Teen-Blogger

2009-03-18T01:53:00.000+08:00

Hi. My name is Azim. People call me Sim because I am like a tiger like Simba from Lion King and Lion King 2: We're Not Tigers Damnit! I like tigers. Tigers are cool like Zudin's WoW pets kamface and Pukkicat. When I grow up, I wanna be just like them. I want to jump around and aggro some mobs and farm like super chinese farmers! You can call me at +6738812648. I can make you pizza and sleep on top of you if you are not comfortable sleeping alone with no one to sleep over you.

So yeah... *awkward*

I still do love reading my old primary composition/karangan books. Makes me feel smarter. Just by a tad bit though.

If you know me (Hello random readers!) you might notice that I've been sleeping very late (for me lah) lately macam around 1am+ like that. This is mainly due to WoW. Incase you guys nda tau WoW...

- Acronym for World of Warcraft. World of Warcraft consumes every part of your life until eventually you have no friends because when they come over to visit you don't pay any attention to them and your "real" friends are the ones you talk to on vent while playing WOW, you lose your girlfriend because she no longer exists next to Warcraft, you start smoking in your room because your too involved in the game to go outside, lose all interest in going outside or having sex, you lose your job and eventually have to move home with you parents...

OR

- An exclamation of surprise, not a videogame. i.e. WoW!

OR

Look it up arah wikipedia. I'm too tired from spamming buttons tadi zzz.

Uhh... Oh yeah, I got some outdated pictures from BCTA 2009. For the march past thingy atu pulang ganya. So scroll down and enjoy! Especially the second pic. I know I did. 15 times.

Ani tah geng paling kewl tu sana *snickers*

Umphhhhhhhhh as noticeable like the old days masa form 1

Fatz and Prettywhiteboi Ayob

Si Adek and Si Qibah

Si Sem

Si Otherfadhilyanglessfatbutstillkindafat Fadhil nguap zzz

Awh~ sh0 r0m3ntexh~

Easi kad yang bejual arah India = 5 Yen

Coz I'm burnin up~ burnin up~ YOU BEBEH~ _|_ Jonas Brothers

HUHUHUHUHU

2009-03-14T09:48:00.002+08:00

Damn, I should be WoW-ing instead of doing this.

... and WoW I will. =]

Eh manya joa gambar-gambar di talam mobail aku

2008-08-17T07:00:00.009+08:00

*sigh* since nada orang dota currently... here are some pictures from months ago. Kali lah. Eh paloi, jangantah lupa ku sudah *does in wenyi stail* hahahahahahha. I really do pity the 2... or 3 or 4 china bois in our batch. Racially abused. Sorry eh guys. You know we HEART you asians.

Bio prac and hanging out at the mall (with 'cool' bags) just like everyone else

Production of secondary oocytes

View from the top

Manya secondary oocytes!

Massive fertilisation

Vas deferens

Fertilised eggs nourished with nutrients from tap water & mentos wrappings

Cool people wear schoolbags to the mall *cough*

Supposed CCA and Kuchengz~

Fadil/Bahri doing something (fadil plg banarnya)

"Listening to music"

"Buat chemistry presentation"

Apakan...

TADAAA!!!

Spot the playuh (nawee) and the chicks (i.e. imi and others)

Kucheng pregnant arah de arc, tempat kool people makan *cough*

Azim Mami's 18th B'day partay

Antoine/Pierre/*insert any gay french name here*

Ngho ngho ngho~

He likes to be brushed (macam arah harvest moon)

DoTA - LyNcAntrOpH MasTuHr

The girly girls

The macho girls

The Handsome

The China Men

The Birthday Bui

The somber and wasted kid

The wasted-from-finishing-halo3-guy (his socks were still on)

Just a normal day...

We 'train' every morning

Typical PU2 orgy

Bahri likes to be 'shocked'

Fadil/Bahri/Kahar tidur masa chem & Kahar

Yesterday (Masa kamu Physics paper 4)

SMARTER swimming pool

Yiwen and Karr Zeles me swimming

SI ADIB!!! makan spaghetti with his hands

Ummm...
So yeah~

Damnit, exams abis!

2008-08-14T18:52:00.002+08:00

This must be the worst qualifying exam evaaaaa. For me lah.

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Congrats tu China for winning the Olympics! Obviously man. Manyaa kaliah olang zina funya olang-olang!

Eh antah eh lupa ku sudah. HAPANNYOO!!

Happy ko Kar?

_|_ maths!

While most of you went to school...

2008-07-21T10:03:00.005+08:00

... I was on a download-frenzy.

Oh-em-gee siok bui

But that speed only went on for 5 minutes hahahahahahaha, then it stabilized at around 20KB/s-ish. I love mornings >3

Eh nda, I love my temporarily swollen ankle >3

Woohoohoohoo Sakit Vuiiii

2008-07-20T08:16:00.001+08:00

We had another interhouse match with laksamana yesterday. It was tight man, macam brabis close.

The scoreline was 5-0 *snickers*

Napa nah kami kalah ah? Pasal kami cawer lah douh~ obviously OR most probably pasal the fact MOST of the player in our panglima house got demoralized pasal kami andang kena disqualified, so no points if we win, draw or lose (apakan lose) Why you ask? becuase the team didn't fulfill durang punya official duties i.e. jadi linesman on the previous 2 matches. SYABASSYBABASSYABYSBABSBYSBAYSB

Most of us didn't play seriously. I mean seriously not serious. We were ROFL-ing masa main because the Pra-U 1ssss becali saja ah kraja durang.

The scenario before the kick-off, masa everyone huddled up and exchanged some aspiring words

Laksamana Team Captain (Vovisharimi): "Ok so guys, sanang ni durang ani we can beat them easily. Ayub we are counting on your post-chicken pox phase germs untk scare durang punya left attackers. Pasang muka ganazzz okeh? Laksama on three. Satu dua THREE"

Laksama Players (Players): "LAKSAMAMA"

Das from the sidelines: "mu nda nyaman!" (geddit? laksa mama mu nda nyaman? huh huh? hahahaha)

On the other side of the lupak field

Panglima Team Captain No.1: "So guys aku kepten ah?"

Panglima Team Captain No.2 - "Eh kami semua ja kepten bah! mesreee manisss jua tu"

Panglima Team Captain No.21 - "Bah, aku saja score ah, tapi aku duduk bench dulu"

Panglima Team Captain No.3 - "OK so les' go"

Panglima Team Captain No.4 - "Main bula on SAMBIL!!! Kami suka kurik jubur SAMBIL"

Panglima Captains - "MAIN BULA"

*referee gestures the ~~peace~~ are-you-ready sign to laksama*

Are YOU READY??

*laksamana's goalkeeper and players replied with a thumbs up*

Ready to rowlll~

*referee gestures the are-you-ready-to-lose to panglima*

*Panglima players gave the same confident thumbs up*

So lesgo!!!!

*THE WHISTLE BLOWS*

*kick-off*

Panglima Captain No. 5 (Azim Pra-U 1): "AKU TANYA KAMU SATU QUESTION, KENAPA IKAN NDA MANDI?"

*LAKSAMANA SCORES*

Panglima players: "PASAL IKAN TINGGAL DALAM AYER WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWWAWAWA!"

That continued sampai Azan Asar. Lepas azan abis, then we continued to joke around sampai our panglima teachers got pissed off. I eventually ROFL-ed and injured myself. I sprained my ankle. Baru 5 minutes of play. Faloizz lupak HAHAHAHAHHA.

So yeah.

Nah, pictures from the day before yesterday and the day before the yesterday.

MS YAWTH. Spot the pom 1 kid

Si Azmi dapan mall after durang beekay aku and liat the Dark Knight

DoTA, Drivers and Dorks

2008-07-11T06:37:00.006+08:00

Aku malas type. Feed on these pictures.

Maggot blending in with DoTA playuhs

We made a PSP groupie

Amal's funkeh parking

Ramzul

Faezul's portable PC (nda bukan laptop, can't put this on your legs... it'll break them)

Jeng tries to get some of Faezul's intelligent mojo

JiwangZ BeBehz

And 'Welcome *back* to Brunei' to the UK scholars andd congrats to Zimin for passing his driving test!

Queer the Exciting

2008-07-05T22:20:00.001+08:00

Yes, we know how updates come very slow during school days. So I won't talk about how much extra homework I have and how full of bullshit my life is right now.

HAHAHA, esehmen am-mo~

Straight to the post. We had our usual Wednesday free periods and damn, it was gay. Hazwan (Leader Panglima Keras) brought his laptop along with a DVD he just bought. That DVD, 'Another Gay Movie' captivated us all. As young and juvenile as we are, we were tempted to watch the R-rated movie as hormones were overflowing with excitement.

At one time, the librarian came around us and si Hazwan closed the laptop's monitor taurs-tarus... yeah, I didn't think it was that obvious too. When the librarian came back to his station, they continued watching the whole movie while I was busy thinking of how to start my chemistry homework. I quit my work a minute after because I had a hard time trying to remember the date so I too sambung meliat cerita gay itu.

Mana satu si Pierre nah?

Half of the audience, half went to *cough*

After several litres of drool from Ivan, nip slips from fats, numerous gay smiles exchanged with one another, the movie eventually ended. It was an awkward moment for us all as everything around us seemed to be somehow gay. Eh wait, what's so different about that? hahahahahhaa

Enough of this gay stuff. Lets move to a more cocky/dicky/malish/testesterone-filled bullshit. Putting the right dress on 'Holiday Barbie'!!!!

Lawa ah?

Lets try undressing her...

SWEET BAJEEBERS KALIK SUSU MY GAWD!

But seriously. Football. Yay football! We had our first interhouse match with Pahlawan just now. We lost 3-1. Pasal I didn't get to play wah tuu and that's why our house lost. Hahahaha, but to be fair Pahlawan was the better side during the second half cos most of our players naleh. Napanah? mamblo saja tah kamu! hahahahaha, most of us bench people (the bulats) didn't get to play pasal kami nda fit. Seriously nda fit :D

Tunggu aku fit, I'm gonna slay monsters including the elder dragons! au durang Lunastra, Daora and everything! (You have to play Monster Hunter 2 to be able to understand this gib shit talk) YOU GOING DOWN BEEEE-ATCH!!! GOING DOWN IN MY BUTT!!!! WHAT WHAT?!?! IN MY BUTT!!!!

Shit, aku high on music.

Chemistry Is Kimia

2008-07-05T20:36:00.001+08:00

I had my chemistry tution last night along with Kahar, Dachooqee and Wen Yong How Tu Kik Dis Wan Ma (simply called WenYi). I also met an old friend there. Nama nya si Waley-alley-action-free. Hahahahaha, old times old times. Our teacher Ms Shaqalalakabebe (simply known as Ms Sikha... or something) It was okay walaupun server full. XD

Tution ended at 7.30pm. Here is Kahar with his black golf kar... at night.

Syabas ko cari parking atu, 100 points!

Euro In Europe

2008-06-30T03:51:00.004+08:00

Today is the last day of Euro 2008 as well as the last day of public school holidays. Well the last day was actually yesterday and school starts today but hey, who can blame a person who is half-asleep. I don't even know if I'm watching football or typing or watching football and typing at the same time. I didn't get to watch much Euro action mainly because of the time difference. If only the Earth was flat, bulih jua aku liat international live football LIVE.

LOL, I just saw Klose got kicked in the nuts... by 'accident'.

Tomorrow, Das and I (maybe Adeq jua, Bahri soon after) will engage in a monster killing spree. We are monster hunters playing Monster Hunter 2 on our PSPs. Bitch. I think if my career doesn't work out, I'd probably be a monster hunter.

Monster Hunter Dachooqee

Monster Hunter, the Awesome of Awesomeness - ME

By the look of things, I think Spain will win the match despite the fact that the Germans are drilling Spain's defense right now. Plus, they are the only consistent team in the tournament. But the match so far is awesome! AWESOME!!! Sergio Ramos and Ballack beb, andal!

Curving Bullets and Coffee

2008-06-29T16:30:00.005+08:00

I HAVE FINISHED MY HOMEWORK!!!

I wish I could say that.

Anyways, I caught a movie last night along with a group of people I know. The people: Fadhil, Mei Ping, Zimin, Bahri, Hanis, Amal, Imi and Khaliq to be exact. We watched WANTED... and boiiiiiiiiiiiii it was worth the watch *cough* putting aside the fact that we paid eight friggin dollars for the movie! Kalau arah Nasi Kandar wah, kanyang seminggu tu. The movie was 80% action 20% slo-mo action. Even masa durang engage in a normal conversation. I still can hear that ringing sound in my head. Not because of the movie, because of Amal's 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'-s everytime she saw blood, blood splurts and more blood puddings. Curling bullets, uber kewl!

The Curl Shot

The attempted curl shot

Amal, Fatz and I followed Imi after the movie and went to KFC whereas the others rode on Fadil. I meant rode WITH Fadhil. They had to go back early and couldn't sit and eat with us cause Fadil said so (macam "Stone Cold said so"). Ah yes, wrestling brings back old memories~ I remembered the time when I had a HUMONGOUS bump on my forehead because my 'friend' gave me a Surprise Stone Cold Stunner. He was waiting and standing on a table beside the class door and when I came into the class *BAM* Nyaman bui~ Manitthhh

After stuffing our tummies with chicken, we sent Amal back home. And the three of us (Imi, fatz and I) went to gadong for the 'Saturday Night Shuffle' with the oh-so-cool poklens. But sadly, they weren't there. I think we were too early. Nevertheless, we were lucky to be in Gadong because that feeling when you're in Gadong... priceless. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Actually we went to Coffee Bean, ordered beverages and then to fatz' crib.

KENA LABEL! HAHAHA *didn't realise own coffee cup*

The coffee effect *shivers*

Fattikinz' house is currently under rennovation and when its done, fatz will finally have his own room! yay toilet! Lawa-lawa ah lik, paint butterflies pictures arah the toilet bowl so macam we can practically shit on the butterflies! That would be a rewarding experience.

His parents came a few minutes after to check siapa tah datang melawat malam-malam ani. Fatz' mum beceta tia sama kami. She was talking about scholarship interviews, education and stuffs like that. Somehow, it was useful I might say. Oh, and almost every conversation Khalik and his parents had were very amusing, cali bah bui. I actually wanted to type exactly what they said to each other but aku lupa. Damn mesti bawa tape recorder nanti.

We slept at fatz house for the night pasal his parents suruh becuase they were scared that Imi's car punya ekon karang pacah malam-malam. Siapa kan usai malam-malam tu nah?

Fatz gave us mini-towels and a toothbrush each. We went on YouTube, blogs, fesbook blablabla. Not to forget, we saw THIS

The Hotel Manager

A satisfied client and the hotel manager

Imi lookalike

If you clicked on the link and saw it. YOU HAVE JUST BEEN RUGI-FIED! manithhh~

The End of Complete

2008-06-28T12:55:00.000+08:00

Everyone's talking about their homework and all... Selfish bitches, cubatah cakap pasal my miserable lyfz ani~ I need someone to express my feelings to! *cries* WHY GOD, WHY DO I HAVE TO PICK UP A PEN AND WRITE TO DO MY HOMEWORK!?!??!?!?

*coughs*

Yeah, I should get to work soon too. I should renew my IC soon too... and get my haircut, my manicure pedicures before the school term starts.

Don't worry din, nada orang tau kau ni

Kahar's parking skills are improving

My only hope of finishing my bio homework *damns half-sleeps*

Oh yeah, I chatted with Khaliq fattikinzZzZ a few minutes ago and I think he's having an identity crisis

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ζ angel in the snow says:
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besah kemunkinan dtg kot
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saya meybe hendak gunting rambut jugak
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tpi kite orang pegi qlap bukan?
ζ angel in the snow says:
ye la bro
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qlap all the wey bro
ζ angel in the snow says:
tpi me nak gunting kat the mol
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cam ne ni bos/
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ape ni beb?
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kat qlap ade saloon tak?
ζ angel in the snow says:
me dalam dilemma ni
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kite refer kat geng lain dulu
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ada ku email ko krg

My Summer Vacation - The Sleepover Club

2008-06-25T20:39:00.000+08:00

"Cala jua your blog topic mu ani" -My mind

The last week of my partially-school-free-holiday was coming close. My homework was dying to get out of my backpack. I stared at my bag. I pitied those damn homework so I grabbed my homework along with the books and scribbled papers out from my bag and replaced it with undies and shorts. I took 10 shirts and tried to put all of them in my schoolbag but my attempt to roll-up all of my clothes into one bag was just a waste of energy. Frustrated, I surveyed around my room whilst picking my nose. Just then, when I was on the verge of getting a big one, I saw my uncle's bag... I observed at the perfectly outlined rectangular shape of the bag. With my finger still half inside my nose, I removed 5 of the shirts in exchange of a toothbrush, a comb, a hard disk and a psp and made a rectangle similar to the size of the bag along with the remaining 5 shirts. It fits.

I praised myself for doing such an intense thought in such a short time of 20 minutes. I went out from my room and went into the toilet to wash my hands and feet <-- irrelevant.

Kahar picked me up first followed by Zimin. Then, we went and chilled at Zudin's place for half-an-hour or so because he wasn't packed yet as he was busy playing ~~DoTA~~ CS.

Majet with hair

Zimin with hat

Kar with headset

SUDDENLY WE (Zimin Megoot Kar) WERE AT KAHAR'S HOUSE.

Mejet w/o hair doing his usual un-weird dance

SUDDENLY IT WAS MORNING AND WE APPEARED TO BE IN SCHOOL. We were late for our bio class and Mr Shebs was so pissed off he decided to continue teaching. We learnt that Fadhil (Krandhell) has a German brother called (Kranz). There was nothing more that I could remember from that class. After an hour and forty-five minutes of bio, we had an ms-youth project to meddle with next.

AND THEN...

I'm to tired to type. Here. Pictures. Must. Chicken...

First minute...

Two minutes...

Two minutes, several seconds...

Bahri seduced by a local

AND THEN, we went back to Kahar's before going to gadong. Caught a movie there. Went back to Kar's crib now with Farris and Fadhil. I slept early as usual due to another bio class awaiting for our partially divided attention the next day.

Next day, bio class, planting flowers, futsal, got sun-fucked, went to Bahri's to shower and then... back to Kar's (minus Fadhil)... WYWY *yawn* sleep.

Went home the next day i.e. today wednesday

Bahri's Crib

Notti bois~

CYanZ si Riz-Apakaheyo~

Bahri's funkeh towel

Zimin presenting himself

Fadhil presenting himself

Kar's Car & Crib

Zimin sleeping with Kar's car's bumper

'The Same Melody' singing their song 'Hj Metaly' and 'H*r***H'

Gila eh, sorry banyak missing info. I'm so cheesed out my effin' mind right now. NEVER DO CAT URINE! END

My Summer Vacation HAHAHA

2008-06-22T18:10:00.000+08:00

Ummm... so yeah <-- macam si fattikinzzZz? HAHAHAHAHA aku suka this phrase lik, macam rugged tapi macam panat tapi macam rugged jua

Okay, back to being partially serious. For these past few days, you may notice my absence from the DoTA world. Das ivan dhell jengz IMI... I mish you guys vravishly too. Walaupun hanya dua hari, angin hawa yang membawa bau mouse DoTA playuhz menyebabkan saya sedih hingga menusuk kalbu. Manis~

My family and I went to the Empire HoteLzZ and CountrY ClUB yo kAnn lIke oNn SatuRdAAy YeShhTerDayY. Sorry, force of habbit. It was only for a night but a vacation's a vacation.

The Empire, where Orang Futehs and Orang Berwarna-warni live together in harmony. Oh yeah, those JIS malay students with Orang Futeh's tongue were also there. I think they had their prom night or something arah Empire. Good for them. Not to forget the Thais... they were all over the place. Too bad they were ALL old and saggy. Today's a Sunday and tadaaa, abis blogg!

OOOOOOOOOOPSSSS, I forgot to mention about Satuday night! nop, no funky dancing here. We went to Sid's aunt's Wasabecake House/Pantisierre/whatever to eat and chill. Damn, I thought we were going for the usual Sushi, turns out we're going out for bread... I mean cake. There was Syd, Kerol from KB, Rif, Imi, Carrr, Mejet, Ivan, Zai and Semion. Nothing much, the carbonara was good and the latte was cold...

Our night didn't end just like that. We (the guys except Kerol, plus Imi) decided to jalan and satisfy our hunger by eating cheaper food. Mejet and I followed Kar's car while the other tri-escreamers followed Imi's car. We tried to convince the other tri-escreamers at Fadhil's house to come and follow us but due to Fadhil's sis > Fadhil, they can't go.

We chose to eat at Ahan Tai yang the one in Gadong. GADONG?!?! SATURDAY NIGHT?!?! SHUFFLING NIGHT TU EH!!! Yes I was told that Me-Mall-ians have induced a new culture, "The Shuffle". Teams were made and one by one every member shuffled their way on the floor infront of the Mall's entrance. Incase you don't know what "Shuffling" is... search Youtube lah yih. By the way, this shuffling does not involve cards.

SHAPPLING YO

Back to food. We rounded Gadong for half an hour to find a parking spot. While Kar was doing all the searching, I was bedazzled by the beauty of our country's little *cough* metropolis. After all that, we ate we ate. Ivan ate two plates of cheap food. Kar, Imi and I went to eScapade (eXcapade salah nya si mejet) for the 50% priced sushi. Cheap is good. Cheap is bad. Cheap is full of shits of crap.

"MURAH4LYFZ" -Dasuki Bin Awang B.I.G Notorious Hahahhahahaha

Wohseh

NO BALUM LAGI, then we went to Wen Yi's crib. Wen Yi/Wenie/Winie, the son of the tire guy bah. THE TIRE GUY!!! Shared some scary story... and then barutah abis cerita.

TV si WEENIE

Stallion and DoTA Warrior No.1 (according to Dao)

Si Wennie Himself, Son of the Tire Guy

A Couch Potato's Dream

GILA ADA AC JUA AH! FUCK!

Ani wah, the tire guy yang supply all of Brunei's tire...

THE END

Birth of a New Driver

2008-06-18T08:25:00.000+08:00

Yesterday on the 17th June of 2008, an exhaust pipe has led its way to our loud halfie friend Kahar/Carrr/Supposed-Gaylord/Ya-a-au. He came out from the little green-white L-loser car crying with joy to his mommy and daddy. His parents wanted to name him again but they knew he was already named before so why waste so much effort? His doctor, the instructor was pissed because Kahar didn't clean the steering wheel. He became more pissed when he knew more and more people are coming to Fadhil's instructor because we heard that instructor released speed demons like Fadil... like ANYTHING!

Later in the day masa afternoon, Zudin SMS-ed me <-- look, aku pakai SMS and damn it sounds faggy. He was asking me if I was home because he had my toothbrush. Why was my toothbrush with him? pasal kami main Hostage and Serial Killers where I kept his toothbrush while he took mine because we wanted to fight over who should serially kill ourselves first. Don't worry aku barus gigi udah pakai my new toothbrush yang spiderman which you can stick on the wall. Although the toothbrush often falls down into the toilet bowl, a toothbrush's still a toothbrusher.

So yeah, I was home and he was on his way to my house kan. I freshened up. Bukan untuk zudin, untuk his driver, Mamat and their red rutipan car. 10 minutes later, with a bowl of porridge mixed with bawang gorengz, cakoiz and keropokz in my hand, an unfamiliar black car came into my house. AU, INTO WAH _|_

Then two guys wearing identical shirts (they was similar to my eyes) came out from the car. This bald guy was surveying the area and the other gay guy was usai-ing his hair. I put my bubur back under the tapikong (or whatever you call it, yang that thing with little holes that prevent lalat from coming bah)

I came running out and antam-ed them with my awesomely awesome fists of fury. At the midst of battle, I realised their slightly distorted antam-ed faces... IT WAS KAHAR AND BUDIN!!!!

Practice your parking Kahar

Aniwah, tapikong kah or whaissit called?

I apologised for not smelling and identifying them first. So they invited me go partying in bandar cari some bitches right... but since the Karrr's kar's oil cukup untk ke Kiulap saja so we went to Kiulap saja. Budin was looking for graphic cards around Kiulap and Kahar was adoring all the Ragnarok Online mice that was on sale in all of the computer shops. I on the other hand, was studying the workers in the computer shops on how they will react if I touched my bum.

Ani Harry Potter graphic card

After all that, Kar sent me back home. I went to my bubur. It was bubbling and it was emitting a strange smell but I still ate it and suprisingly it tasted much better than before... with a kick. I was singing spanish in my room the whole night.

Congrats to NGIAN ABDUL KAHAR BIN JAMAL EL-FIREARE for passing his driving test. _|_

This is not Kahar

These are not Kahars

This is Lengu~

THIS IS KAHAR!

QUADRO-POST!

2008-06-17T08:34:00.007+08:00

Just wanted to clear off some of the picture I had becuase I don't know what to do with them.

Sooze and Dachuqee

RAW EGG BEBEH

"Minta tampar?"

Undefeated Champion of the World U-21 ATV Dirt Rally

"FTW!"

Leader Panglima (Iatah yang paling karas ni) Takut?

Promoting Shit

2008-06-16T23:16:00.003+08:00

Dasuki Bin Awang Besar and I found this limited edition game. You know you want them guys~

Hearthrob~ HAHAHAHHAHA _|_

And I found this on Faize's restaurant menu...

Malatup tu bui

Yo Gabba Gabba

2008-06-16T23:10:00.000+08:00

At long last, I never thought I'd stumble on the show whilst clicking on my Astro. Yes, clicking on the decoder itself. My controller rusak bah ih. I think all of the controllers in our house are mysteriously fucked up. I tried smashing them onto the ground and stepping on them several times... didn't work. But hey, what have I got to lose? I get to run towards the appliances to make them work rather than sitting on my couch, blindly pressing buttons, watch my stretch marks multiply and grow man-boobs...

AHHHHH MAN-BOOBS?!?!? DAMN I SO WANT A REMOTE CONTROLLER!!!!!

Man-boobs~ perfection

So back to the TV show. The show, YO GABBA GABBA. I remembered the first time I saw their commercial... it was so soooooo sooooooooooooooooooo freakyyyy and bizzaaaree but still it got me very curious. So I was like "I HAVE TO SEE THAT SHOW!" and at the same time I was also like "WHAT DAAAA PAAAAAAAAK?!??!"

Incase you don't know this show, it's a kiddie show on Nickelodeon. You can watch it every WEEKDAYS at 10am... if I do remember correctly. So this morning I saw that show for the very first time. What makes that show very *speechless* is the fact that the show is so... *speechless*. I don't know how to explain exactly. You'll know it when you watch it.

Summary : A black guy with orange hair and outfit along with creatures made by some stoned creator/director teaching kids how to dance, do hi-fives and sing songs about life --> not for kids! well not for kids that aren't on drugs. That show is so psychedelic, it made me sit on my couch captivated at their unusual interactions with each other. *shivers*

The Seemingly Cheery Cast

The Inspiration

How they got kids to join their show

Macam si Ivan?

Cutting the Crap

2008-06-16T01:26:00.001+08:00

... As you can see I am blogging on Notepad. *see below*

Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu, cyanz eh mie anie eii~

*cough* Okay, I'm gonnna start after the following three blank spaces

Thursday, 13th June

Starting off with the exam paper I had that morning, well it practically sucked. Mainly because I didn't study for that damn paper. Why didn't I study? easy --> I was confident. And I now realise that I do not have a photographic memory. I was also anxious about the upcoming interhouse drama that was due that morning jua.

About the drama... well, yeah... hmm nyeh~ We got 1st place. Why am I not happy you ask? cos our house had to share the same glory with some other house. I mean dude, what kind of competition is that? sharing competition kah? <-- oh shit lame. I would feel much at ease if we got 2nd (or better kalau 1st) but the fact that sharing the same spot with others is just disturbing. That feeling... it's like pooping on the poop someone left in the bowl before you or that feeling when you're having sex with your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, manguy or whoever and you realise there was someone there before you. Sharing ain't so pretty right?

RANKS ARE IMPORTANT! (No I don't know how I managed to link the sex example with this)

I promised Mr. RedHotIndian to not blog about anything that happened on Saturday afternoon so amma type about what we did in the evening.

Saturday, 14th June (EVENING = MALAM BUI)

Bahri, Carrr, Mejet, Zimin and myself went to G-TaWn from Budin's house and we went to dimanalagi, THE MALL. We wanted to memoklen pulang but majority decided to just get $$$$ from banks and mommies. After that, we went to a cybercafe where I should have blogged at. We played on their crappy keyboards and booger-loaded mice till 10.43 where we ditched one of satan's booger collection hole and went to Dynasty *insert chinatown sound here* for the BUFFET. Auwah, we met syafieeeyaaakub.blogspot.com at the mall (link may need to be repaired). I think he/she should be acknowledged more than that renoadidas guy because he represents the queer community of our country and what more do our country need more than more oil is... Iconic Representatives.

I think that our dear friend, budinwudin should represent our country's majorly undervalued eccentricity. An introduction to...

Manissssss

Magggooottt

Back In Black

2008-06-08T09:24:00.001+08:00

Paip months. No. It's been seben months since I last blogged. The blogging world hasn't changed that much except for the fact that everyone except zudin has a friggin blog right about now. But we forgive our dear little budinwudin cos ia ada neopets and ia mau jadi neopetmaster so why stop him?

Yes, I did exclude the DoTA playuhs because they're too good to be wasting time on bloggin... *Diss DoTA players now* I don't care about Half-life <--- I didn't say CS, so please stfu

Notice that I put the capital D,T and A in DoTA. Very Important.

On the other hand, I have been busy studying for my AS-ses. Au, I am soooooo serial. Plus, the computer which I used to blog with rusak since November because of my chinese(korean no difference, no offence... no defence OH SHIT LAME)-addicted-sis. Note to everyone, powersupply+computer+connected24/7+thunderstorm = fuck. So here I am, blogging on my newly rigged PC. The specs?

Ma Pc Bitch

Vravishly Enhanced

Self-explanatory

Kalah kamu punya CS/DoTA mice bitches

Hypocrite. Apakan

The only game that lags less (3 sec lag saja)

Oh yeah, and that computer nada photoshop nor an internet connection, so I had to do this in notepad form and then upload the pictures and paste my post into the net arah cybercafe. ;) Publishing... Now

Well Well Well...

2007-11-21T23:07:00.000+08:00

Our exam just finished, and I can't wait to get my A's *is confident*

I just found this shit somewhere. Guess I'll post it.

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the penis
To get her penis penis a bone.
When she got there, the penis was penis
And so her penis dog had none.

Jack and Jill went up the penis
to fetch a/an penis of water.
Jack fell down and broke his penis,
And Jill came tumbling after.

There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her penis.
And when she was penis, she was very, very penis,
And when she was bad, she was penis.

There was a penis woman
who penis in a shoe.
She had so many penis
She didn't know what to do.

This guy/girl might have a big pubic problem with penis/peni <--- assumed plural for penis-es

The Moon Is Beautiful Today

2007-09-21T14:40:00.000+08:00

Finally, I have found my long lost blogging laptop. For the past few days, my head was frequently fixed to my uncle's computer screen literally playing 'Halo'. Sucks everytime a halfie gets something right.

Anyways, the holy month of Ramadhan has come to judge our patience, will, strength, and tummy against lust, evil, n00bs, masturbation and food for 29 or 30 days. We call those defense "Fasting" or in a more malay term... "Puasa".

What comes in mind when a very young muslim hears this word is hope that they wouldn't get caught sneaking in the bathroom eating Twix while playing their PSPs or DS-es. A mature young adult on the other hand may experience severe rockbottom kickass smuggism, e.g. Yeah, last year I puasa-ed for two months man or Yo dood, I can't wait for terawih man, we can sneak out to Hua Ho and play CS, biar ko, tahun ani udah ku training, headshot ni bui or or Puasa... Duiiii. Did I say mature? I meant to say IMMATURE ADOLESCENT UNDEVELOPED HALF GROWN RAW NOOBIEST NOOBER FROM THE PLANET PNOONOOBIAN!

Awh~ go ahead and finish the Twix littwle babwee~~

How should we feel during puasa? well, here are some tips what to feel during this holy month.

(i) you must feel that you are nothing compared to God, hence you must feel super scared and pray with all your might that one day you won't burn in hell. (i.e. Pray pray pray and pray some more... and read some Qur'an)

(ii) potrayal of fun is not encouraged, the more you fun you have during puasa, the less 'gold' you will get. This is due to when you induldge in these fun activities, you forget about God. (i.e. stay away from electronic games like sucky Counter Strike, Halo or Winning Eleven and stay away from people who are able to make you laugh till your lung bleeds out like Afiq Masmin)

No you can't

avoid no.10, he'll gay you up

(iii) do not feel tired, because everytime you feel tired, you ought to sleep and everytime you sleep you forget about God and therefore... yeah

You think you can get away with... Awh~ go ahead a slweep littwle babwee~

(iv) do feel like you're a normal human being with moderate eveything. This means no glamorous activites meaning that you don't have to spend more than $1000 for one day of food

(v) do not feel emo cos if you do, you'll eventually cut your final artery and die due to suicide and suicide is a great no-no for almost every religion

(vi) do not get angry cos' if you're angry then you'll swear and if you do then you'll be a poklen. Being a poklen during Ramadhan is not forgiven

A cool poklen trying to keep his cool by being angry whilst being cool

(vii) do not feel like talking about other people or gossip. Gossip is for fags and fags are poklens but only much gay-er

Wanna go upstairs? I got gamecube and beer!

I know not everyone can do this... I mean no one can, maybe a few but it's better to take things moderately rather than excessive because again, we're only human. UNLESS YOU'RE A FREAKIN ROBOT THAT WANTS REVENGE AGAINST THE VERY HUMANS WHO CREATED YOU, then yeah, you might be able to get everything done.

A Day In A Life of A Faithful Muslim During Ramadhan

- Wakes up at 3.00AM, Prays and reads the Qur'an before the morning meal
- Brushes teeth before the morning horizon rises
- Takes a shower (not too long that it's satisfying, not too short that it still smells)
- Goes to work or school, working normally like usual. Giving the world the best
- Comes back from work, reads the Qur'an before breaking the fast
- breaks fast with ample amount of food to be ingested
- goes to the mosque and follows Terawih all the way through
- stays back and reads the Qur'an with others in the mosque
- repeats

The perfect children

A Day In A Life of A Cawir During Ramadhan

- Wakes up at 2.30AM to watch live football
- eats five plates of fully loaded riceballs during sahur
- sleeps
- wakes up and realises that it's late, decides not to brush teeth nor take a shower
- goes to work or school, to gossip and talk about Britney Spears
- comes back from work, takes a longggggggg mmmhmmmmmmm shower... or bath
- sleeps in bathtub
- goes to the dining table early and grabs all the food leaving only two plates behind for the other 26 family member
- goes back to room with a ~~fully~~ overloaded stomach and goes infront of the computer and plays CS and surfs on FS
- can't go for Terawih, reason : can't move cos' of stomach cramps
- stays online till 2.00AM
- loops

There you have it, the month of Ramadhan.

We Love Britney Too

2007-09-15T05:12:00.000+08:00

Check this super fanboi out.

BRITNEY RULES~

Creds to Amalhotseywhatseywhatver for sharing the link.

LED THERE BE ZEPPELIN!!!! NO, NOT FUCKIN BITCHFUCKED BURGLARS.

2007-09-13T06:30:00.000+08:00

OMFG!!!!!1111111ONOE
NOENEONEONENENEELVEELV
ELVLELVELEELNN!!!!111!!11!1111

MUST.

SEE.

ZEPPELIN.

LIVE.

FIOWHFOI43HJOFIJ43F!!!!!

Putting the great Led Zeppelin aside, our house just got broken in. Most of my dad's souvenirs got stolen especially the shiny ones. Now the souvenir closet is dull as hell. AHHHH! THEY ALSO STOLE MY FAVOURITE BADMINTON RACKET!!! FUCK, I ALMOST MADE IT TO 9 YEARS WITH IT GODDAMNIT! (NOT EXAGGERATED)

FREAKIN SON-OF-BITCHES... IF I GET MY HANDS ON THEM, I'LL CHOP THEM BIT BY BIT, ENJOYING EVERY SHOUT OF FUCKIN PAIN COMIN OUT OF THEIR FUCKIN MOUTHS. THEN I'LL CUT THEIR TONGUES AND BURN THEM IN FRONT OF THE MALL! and then get back my fuckin racket. Anywhoots, the police came this morning... yeah, won't count on it. I'LL GET THEM MYSELF.

I'll catch them like this, one-by-one

Then torture every one of them

The time the break in happened was around 1-2 according to my neighbour cos he said that the alarm from his car went off around that time. Why he didn't check? well, he said it often happens due to THE FUCKIN CATS! FUCK YOU STUPID CATS! BACK THEN, ALL OF YOU DIDN'T MOAN! SHIT!!!! Oh yeah, my sister was watching TV at that time. She thought it was my amah... WHAT HAPPENED TO CURIOUSITY? If she was curious then, it could have killed the fuckin cats!!!!! along with the fuckin burglars!!!

DAMNIT! I shouldn't have put the bag outside in the living room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok then, I'll be off putting rat traps in the living room and spray garlic dust all over the house.

My dad hired a rapstar wannabe just incase

Fresh as a Snowpig

2007-09-11T21:30:00.000+08:00

It's 6.06AM here in Tanjong Nangka, the only part of Brunei experiencing time shifts and seasonal changes. Hmmm...

Ooh ooh! My tummy just made some kind of noise... like "nguuuUuUoOooorROraAarrr"

Heehee, it's strange how closing all the lights inside your house makes the house really really cold. OH PATUTAH, winter kaliah! well douh~ I should wear my cool hoodie. Oh wait, I don't have a cool hoodie but anyhoots, there's always an alternative. The thing that keeps me warm aside from wearing thick clothes and dressing up like queen is making fun of other races. This is no racist. THIS IS MYYYY ENTERTAIINNMENNTTTT!!! *KICKS A 60G DUMBELL* YAAAAAAARGHHHHHHH!!!!

A taste of the 'Halfie' culture

Prunes & Diarrhea

2007-09-11T11:00:00.000+08:00

Seen the Sunsweet ad on astro?

Yeah, this one. Seems harmless eh?

I like

the fact

that

prunes

make

you

POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PRUNES KILL!

PRUNES ARE ADORED BY MANY!

INCLUDING ZAC EFFRON HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!

UNBELIEVABLE? BELIEVE IT!

High School Musical Trilogy

2007-09-10T14:59:00.000+08:00

I just saw the last hour of High School Musical 2... No comment

So, right after the Asian premiere of the movie, all the teenage asians and non-asians living in asia went out to their respective malls and bought a $1~3 copy of High School Musical's soundtrack. How did I know? Internet douh. Some cheapskits may be already playing it on their computers or ipods after they have finished downloading the whole album from early last month.

No, it's not stopping just yet, HSM's merchandise are also being sold to them suckers. Oh how the business world makes it look so simple. It is actually. All they have to do is put stickers or pictures or the name of HSM itself on the items to be sold and *poof* little children to outcasted teens to Zac Efron will barge in stores and buy those shits.

I don't get the movie.

but... Disney tells that...

The real message behind HSM: "Zac Efron is the man of your dreams. You want to marry him, even though his sexuality can be compared to twenty-thousand David Hasselhoff fans. You worship anything he is in or on, including movies, TV shows, albums, conditioners, and any other shit you see his face on."

Yeah Zac, I'd buy this too

Tells you what HSM song you should sing

OMG ZAC EFFRON! and the others!

Critics on the other hand, woke up from their slumber, drank coffee, ate cold fries and finally thought random thoughts about the movie... based on the 'first' two hours of the movie. Funny how people take their comments so seriously.

"Best movie of the year... we're talking about Grease right?"

"I think Troy has his eyebrows implanted"

"TEN-THUMBS UP!!!!!!!!!! *teehee* Don't tell them I'm a fanboy"

"Check it out, Vanessa's nude pic!"

"Flying~ soaring~"

"A must hear-in-BahasaMalaysia"

"ZzzZzzZzzZz"

"TAI CHOLAAAAAAAAAAA!!! You're so annoying! Get away get away! TIAO LA!"

Don't mind critics, they're all retarded.

As you fanboys/fangirls know, the producer of High School Musical said that the last installment of the High School Musical franchise is due out next year... wopee... ARE YOU PUMPED? I KNOW I AM! HSM3 HSM3 *CHANTS* HSM3 SNM3 SNM3...

A better trilogy than Matrix and LOTR? You betcha it will! An exclusive poster shows candid appearance from characters from matrix and LOTR. THAT'S GONNA BE EPIC I TELL YA! EPIC AS HELL!

Crappy yet exclusive one-and-only peep preview!

Grease OWNS all musical

Reason: GREASE, PLENTY OF GREASE

FOUND!

2007-09-08T14:11:00.000+08:00

I've found the picture...s, Hooray!

He's so hard to get~

Lifetime supply of viagra or MJ or cakes or chocolate cookies

BTW, don't do drugs...

Special thanks to:
- Sorpack; for Wiwseng's pic (only one's kind can attract another of the same kind)

The Font

2007-09-08T12:07:00.000+08:00

Notice anything different?

HINT: try observing this page's main picture (the Zeppelin pic)

No? nothing? try again...

still?

Damn, I love wasting space. Still nothing? ok then, don't mind the picture because I haven't done nothing to it. Turn your attention to the font I'm using. Different ain't it? Yeah I know.

Just for your information, I had a hard time picking the fonts. Hmmm... nah, it was simple actually. Need to know the name font? I'll leave some clues for you to figure out, sms me if you think you know who he is before knowing who he really is. Make sense? Kapish? *wiggles tongue*

First clue - It goes by someone's name

Second, third, fourthfrisftafoaeitenthhunderthhhhhehhehh clue - see pictures below

His leg...

Observe how the sun shines

Eliminating some of your sure-guesses

Biggest clue given, your choices should be narrowed down to only one or two...

One last clue

Think it through, take your time, doom's day is just around the corner, I'm strangling your pet, your naked pictures are with me... no pressure.

If you're the 1st one to get this right, then you'll receive my rainbow post-its. TITS!!! I JUST SAID TITS!!! OMG OMG OMG!!! Scroll down and believe the truth.

YES! IT'S MR. CHRIS ROCKWELL!!! (Sorry about the picture, I misplaced the real one somewhere in the computer)

Oh yeah, sorry doods, you're not the first one to guess the correct answer. He did, Andy did. He answered it when I was still typing on the computer... amazing.

What he said wasn't a surprise, after I told him he was the winner he said

"Ya I kno..."

... and when I tried to give him the post-its, he pointed and said...

I want that one *points to her ^%#&*

Just droppin' by to say "EK EK EKKKKKKK"

2007-09-05T20:51:00.000+08:00

Alas, I have freed myself from the grasps of crappy CS and Prison Break fanboism. Time to blog.

Hmmm, got many things to tell the world but oh-so little time. What to do?

Guess I'll be random-ing around now. OH OH OH OH TALKING ABOUT GUESSING... have you ever heard of Pokemon? Well douh, of course you do. If you haven't, then I assume that you were a big fag when you were young. Yeah you were.

YEAH POKEMON!
GO *INSERT NAME OF POKEMON HERE*!
PIKACHUUUUU!
I AM MEWTWO!
WHUUTTUP ASH, YOUZZZ SO NOOBZ BIATCH!
GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
HEY, I SAW YOU WALKING INFRONT OF ME, LETS BATTLE!
MY POKEMON IS EVOLVING! YEAHHHHHHH!!! <--- FOR BOYS
MY POKEMON IS EVOLVING! NOOOOOO! IT'S NOT GONNA BE CUTE NO MORE!! *PRESSES B BUTTON* <--- GIRLS
I DIDN'T USE ANY CHEAT TO GET THE LEGENDARY DOGS!
YARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
WHOOAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
YAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
LEERRRRROOOYYYY JENKINSSSSSSS!!!!!!
WANNA MATE WITH MY POKEMON?
MISTYYY IS SOOOO HOOOOTTTTT!!!
BROCK IS CHINESE LOO!!!!
I AM THE POKEMASTER!!!!
HEAL MY POKEBALLS
I GOT TWO OF MY MASTER'S BALL!
MENTION ME!!! <----- *TEEHEE*
PUKIBALL?
PUKIMU TU BI (SHORT FOR BAIE, BRUNEI STAIL)
BRITNEY SPEARRS!!!

Yep, those are the common phrases said by those people who indulges in Pokemon fanboism. Pokemon... one freakin big shit man. You gotta give credit to them Japanese, not only they can make fish out of raw fish, they brainwash you and make you yourself think that you suck without having some kind of japanese possession with you (e.g. hair)

Still don't know/remember Pokemon?

The Phillipino Pokemon, Ditto

Remember this?

Pokemons...

The Pokemon Scooter

You said it tamagotchi pal!

Mewtwo

It was kinda hard yeah?

Pokemon: Transformers BLUE

The Evil Fanboy

WELL I GUESS YOU SHOULD KNOW IT BY NOW

From the bottom of my tits heart, I really love myself

2007-08-22T14:52:00.000+08:00

DISCLAIMER: THIS POST MAY TURN YOU ON OR MAY TURN YOU OFF. YOUR CHOICE.

BITCH.

Ever wonder why people like me chose biology for an A-level science subject?

If you answered that us bio students have ambitions to become a doctor, or a surgeon, a nurse, a pharmacist, or a janitor... well you're partially correct. The actual reason why we... I don't know about you guys, but I took biology because they got ~~tits~~ these supposedly 'misplaced' words in topics that has nothing to do with it making dull bio funfunfunnae. Furthermore, I think the ~~ass~~ posterior...... vena cava sounds sexy.

In ecology we were taught...

that blue tits eat moths and get 'adored' by weasels

here, you can see that great tits can kill spiders too

blue tits in bi-action (killing and being adored)

sorry spiderman (and you thought it would be flying silicon tits, try to make sense dood, no one eats silicon! because if that happened, Pamela, Anna Nicole, PARIS Hilton or whoever... would have lost their tits completely a long long time ago)

a weasel living in extreme conditions (have not encountered any 'real-and-not-mag' tits since... ever)

AND THAT IS WHY BIO RAWKS! IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT REPRODUCTION YA KNOW?

YOU GOT THAT SIT? <---(mentioned you name) HUH? HUH?

Friendster =)

2007-08-21T14:10:00.000+08:00

As we all know, everyone loves friendster. People just can't live without logging into their friendster accounts at least once a day. They could even die if they couldn't login into their accounts. We all have our friendster accounts, from 3-year olds to 98-years old humans. Logically, babies can't do anything and 99.9% of the time, people die before they reach 76 and even if they haven't died yet, they're just like babies at that age. I myself do own a friendster account. Have not logged in... since yesterday (I'm saying this to trick you to believe that I am on the same level as you are, ya dig?).

I am not crictisizing friendster or whatever, it's like a "thing" that I feel like telling you what they're doing to our community. It's not a striking thing that this friendster is able to connect one living to another. You might knick up some new friends in a second if you put a picture of yourself wearing a bikini if you're a guy and not wearing anything if you're a girl. You know, just for laughs.

he owns friendster (has more than 10 accounts which are all full)

Here is a list I made why the friendster people made friendster:

1) to increase computer addiction
2) to increase slackers/bums
3) to be able to count how many people in this world owning a computer
4) laugh at stupid teen emo pictures and those people who thinks that they're hot... but they're not
5) to hasten the death of emo teens
6) especially made for you :)

A list of what MOST of you do in friendster:

1) add strangers, usually with a message saying "Hey, do I know you from somewhere?" or "Hey, you seem nice blabla, I hope we could be good friends" or "Hey hey you you, I don't like your girlfriend, I think you need a new one. HEY I CAN BE YOURS!!!"
2) competition of the "friends list"
3) answering crapped up questionaires from the bulletin board or simply post something on it, hoping someone will see it and think that you are retarded
4) giving tips and hints on testimonial boards of people they're gossiping about
5) misunderstanding the crappy messages that you have no connection with, at all. And you decide to join in the talk
6) writing a testimonial
7) making a retarded description in your profile hoping that people will find it funny and add them as your friend
8) replying testimonials so that people can see what you are talking about
9) refreshing constantly hoping that you get a new friend/testimonial
10) uploading photos of you being with multiple girls (if you're a boy) or with multiple boys (if you're a girl or you're gay) saying that you're a pimp
11) uploading photos of you and your boy/girlfriend saying that you'll be with him/her foreverandeverandeverandeverandever
12) deleting the photos of you and your boy/girlfriend after you broke up with him/her
13) uploading photos of your new jersey with your name or your partner's name on it
14) browsing pictures and drool while you fantisize over the pictures you're looking at
15) finding new partners
16) making new friends! :)

What you didn't know about friendster:

1) an evil website where one can misunderstand leading to pussy quarrels
2) an evil site led by Hitler's granddaughter (Dr. Evil) to control the world
3) an evil site to kill emo people without killing them with your bare hands
4) an evil site where god can see who's gonna go to hell
5) an evil site where you can express your feelings and letting everyone know that you have updated your profile (feelings)
6) a site where you can laugh your ass off when you see someone uglier THAN your mom
7) mAkEs YouU WrItEzZ LikeE ThUISsS
7) connects you to your parents
8) make best friends :)

See????

SEE?????

MORE TO COME!

Yeah, you might say I am posting this because I am jealous as I have few friends... well you're definitely correct, only 2 friends in my list *is serious* well, yes I am so so so jealous of you. People really look up to people who has many friends but try to look at it this way...

Headline on 13th August 2007 - "Homosexual friendster bro user killed due to a message of invitation to CHILL"

I might be lying, but I might not, It's up to you wether to believe or not. Well... actually it's a lie (you don't need a doctor to figure that out right?). But then again, you wouldn't know would you? some stranger might be trying to hook up with you... and you end up with a fuck load of weight on your belly (you could be either pregnant or just stuffed with paper). Although it might not exactly be the same case like the above but similar cases are bound to happen, you know... blackmail, suspension from school, threats, the cause of emo population increase etc.

DEFINITELY MORE TO COME!

A Night of many colours

2007-08-20T14:45:00.000+08:00

The Farewell

We had our farewell party for the scholarshit students at Seasons. Yep, I'm getting quite bored going to Seasons every day. *exaggerated* Yea bu' no bu' yea bu' no bu' satisfaction = 60%. Managed to subdue into a good party. Problems especially cost and time were poor. Maybe not to the scholarshits but to them teens who are forced to experience crappy overpriced food at the cafeteria every single day.

Strangely it turned out to be a fine party although few showed up (about 35? out of 118?).

----There was a paragraph previously here but I decided to remove it since it was too offensive to everyone i.e. YOU----

Everyone was filled with inconsistent emotions that manifested throughout the night; crying, weeping, emo-ing, sitting, dancing, krumping, posing (natural tia karang), picturing, fantasizing (yeah you! lol) and much more. (Note that I do notice some of them aren't emotions, but as you know me like I know my dead cat pets... I don't care)

Mr. HAP-py and the mariasi-asi boyz

Fadhil, showing what he's got. Yea you know!

by the look on Bahri's face... yeah, even he doesn't know what kind of position he's on. CONSPIRACY?! I don't know!

Leaping unicorns Batman! it's The Falloutboyz

as you can see, he is smiling maybe 'cos he is hiding something in his pants... crap maybe? CONSPIRACY??!??!

a bit of random people wouldn't hurt right?

for those who say that this blog lacks female pictures, well here it is. OR IS IT? CONSPIRACY!?!?!?!?

"Hello, my name is Imi or you can call me 'aferemi' if you're chinese or simply call me Rahim, if you like to say malay vaginas"

>>>>>>>>JUST ADDED especially for KHALQ - 21/08/07<<<<<<<<<<<

see the china guy there? this may happen to you if touched KHALIQ's Indian "family jewels"

pity no one understood a single Indian line he sang

The Next Day

The next day, my dear cousin Imi called us for a sleepover at his house. I got there first... yeah, weird isn't it? well it was.

I texted him:
"Eh yo, mana ko? mana yg lain? sapa saja dtg? kul brapa drg dtg? kmu jadi rumah nisa? mana makanan mu? sejak bila ko ada ping pong? ko ada tisu? aku kai toilet mu"

In english, it translates into:
"WTF R U NOOOOOOBB????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!"

He replied:
"eh auwah, lupa ku gitau, nda jadi sleepover rumah ku"

In english, it translates into:
"YOU DIE BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"

I panicked.

After a second, my panicky panicky *as said by mr Chong* feewing was gown.

Imi messaged me again:
"eh, sleepover ku jadi masih tapi si zudin sama zimin saja... zudin sama zimin"

In english, it translates into:
"Zudin dan Zimin dtg sleepover"

So when the entourage was complete, we went to Nis'seses house (yeah, her real personal space). We chilled like people chilled at ChillZZzzZ and sat like how they sit at WeSTt StRteEt. Oh yeah, we were watching TV while we were chillin. Hah, killing two birds with one stone! *does not imply to previous sentence*. Watched Little Britain and little parts of some spanish ero movie and some kind of chick flick. YEAH I KNOW!

After that, we went back to Imi's crib. Who took us there? Nis' driver. Yeah, ho-mi! we tattled our tales back there cos the laptops were inaccessible for god-only-knows what reason. Not to forget, Imi read us a bedtime story called 'Confessions of an Heiress' not before we knocked out, but after we were partially up at 9 o'clock in the morning. We also visited this kewl web told by Mr. Maggot, it's myheritage.com. WHICH CELEB DO YOU LOOK LIKE? I looked like 50cent once, go fuck to that... bitch.

The Bedtime Book for Whores and Bitches

Imi the gaylord; reading us his favourite book

'Screenshot' (not from the computer) of myheritage

Yea, I know. It's racist right? most of our pictures resemble asian and black celebs

Credits:
- my superb photo editing, making sure that all of you do not look ugly on my blog
- Syukri's camera photos
- that's all... hahhaahahaha and Imi's camera photos

HEY READ HERE: I didn't put the conspiracy thing on purpose. It was inspired from the untitled movie coming out on the 18-01-2008; JJ Abrams Project. Ok, well I did put them in on purpose... shit, I don't even know what the fuck am I talking about right now.

The Story of the Survivor

2007-08-08T14:20:00.000+08:00

*sets dark mysterious voice like those voices which are frequently heard on the discovery channel*

16:00hrs Tuesday 7th August 2007, I was on my way to my first chemistry tutition lesson when I realized... I didn't have the address. While I waited for the tutor to reply his address, we took a detour; the Athirah complex, also known as 'tempat Nazmi Textile ahh' or 'dekat soon lee megamart dulu ahh' to drop of my mom for her fitness stuff. But right before we reached the small hill near KFC, the car's gearbox died/stuck or whatever.

The angry people at the back were quietly swearing at us and I replied with 'the finger'... in my head. My uncle and I went out and pushed the 600tonne car up the hill, and thanks to my huge-hulk-like muscles, we managed to push the car an inch further... which then went back several metres back. My uncle gave up but I didn't. I pushed the car with all my might when suddenly, the car jolted a bit and... I don't exactly know how the car guided itself up the hill but it just did.

Up there, I saw my cousin and my auntie. I didn't care, I went to KFC to restore my strength. After 20 starving minutes, I finally got my food. I had $3.20 left.

17:20hrs the pirate truck came and took away our car. We only stood there... stared... helplessly while my mom signed some papers. We were stranded. My mom told us to wait until help arrives... if there was any. I tracked back to the complex, made my way to Best Eastern, there I saw a tranvestite or whatever you call it. I call it Hers-His or simply, Hershey's. I stared at it, it stared at me back. I didn't move because I heard from the National geographic channel that when they feel threatened, they are able to set free a horrific and shockingly deadly weapon, an uncircumcised penis. I held my breath and thankfully, nothing happened.

what the pirates did...

17:45hrs I was hungry, my mom, uncle and sister was no where in sight. I forgot to ask where my mom's fitness place was. Though I have a phone, my weak fingers were unable to click on the keys and hence, unable to question my mother through SMS. So I decided to go to the megamart. I knew it was dangerous, all the cars zoomin towards one end of the street to find empty parking spaces and not to forget, the stare-rers. As risky as it was, I galloped across the not-so-busy road like a well-groomed unicorn and I was then safely on the other side.

18:00hrs I found the candy shop. I wanted to buy a whore but it was to expensive. I settled for a dollar priced Hershey's chocolate. Bougth a small pearl milk tea to go along with the chocolate.

18:15hrs I sat on the stairs in between Nazmi and Best Eastern, infront of the crappy elevators. There, I devoured my food entirely... including the cup and the plastic wrapping because I didn't want to pollute the world, mother nature'll get really pissed off if you do that. An Indian guy who was at the stall near me looked awfully scared when I mashed the chocolate in my mouth. I was questioned.

the only drink I could afford

still, I don't know why the Indian got scared

18:40hrs my mom finally told me where she was, the 6th floor. Went up using the creepy elevator, the elevator door opened. A humid warm smelly air came gushing out from nowhere... (well it actually came from the sweaty people duh) and I waved my hands over my face telling that this place stinks like fuck. My mother came and told me our cry for help has been answered. I thought god was coming to save me from this misery, but no. Instead, my father came which was the second best thing.

19:00hrs I was safely inside my dad's car. I was tired, my clothes were virtually torn and had holes in them but luckily, I had spare clothings inside my pockets.

19:37hrs math tuition.

21:16hrs math tuition was over, while I was waiting for my car I browsed through his magazines on the table. I found MS' 1999 yearbook.

digests too much numbers

I survived. End.

'least I got chicken.

Swamped... with FOODFOODOFOFOFODOODOOFODOOFOFRODO

2007-08-05T16:50:00.000+08:00

WARNING WARNING!!!
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!
AVISO AVISO!!!
AVVERTIMENTO AVVERTIMENTO!!

THERE ARE NUMEROUS PICTURES IN THE POST SO IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR THE PICTURES TO LOAD THEN GET A BURGER OR FISH TO SLAP YOURSELF WITH WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO LOAD. THANKS FOR READING MY CAPPED WORDS.

TODAY... *looks at the computer clock* YESTERDAY was fuckin amazing. How amazing? owerwhemingly-numerous-food-in-your-tummy amazing!

The food feast started early in the morning. Yeah, I didn't go to school again 'cos I'm 'bad'. Went down, took some cereal for breakfast and climbed upstairs and watched hmm... forgot what I was watching. Then I went down again and took few slices of bread upstairs. After the bread was gone, went back down and checked the fridge... found a yoghurt, brought it upstairs and disposed it in my tummy. Then I blogged the previous post. Woah, I just realized how frequent I blogged this past few days.. aiya, gilaa.

Had a hard time opening it

More than easy to finish it

Then there was lunch... not much, nothing interesting 'til dinner. My grandma had her birthday yesterday and we went to Seasons to celebrate her healthy long life. May she live long, so she'll be able to see me soaring high in the sky with my feng-shui knives. I dream to be a feng-shui masta. ANYWAYS, that place was an orgified food hell hole. Arrived there, went to the buffet straight away (after I salam-ed my grandparents and everyone else who I had to salam to get to the the food tables)

HAP-py b'day to you~

getting ready for the dance-off

Don't worry, I won't show you any pictures of the food I ate that would make you want to hump yourself because of your starvation. I'll just show SOME that would probably make you want to scroll down.

ani aiskrim yo

ani buah-buahan dan kek-kek la

what's left on the 3rd and last desert plate

No more sugar for you boy

Hah you scrolled!

... six full plates later, I strangely felt full. After that, my cousin took us to Do-me. It was August she said so I don't know, maybe it was her pay-day or something. She bought us beer there. Apakan rasa jua eh. Drinks was on her. FREE FREE FREE FREE FREE. ME LOVE FREE. Five minutes after receiving my goldrush, I was surprised that my drink wasn't finished yet. OH YEAH, I FORGOT. I WAS FULL. FULL FULL FULL FULL. ME LOVE FULL. I called for a take-away and went to the Arcade at 10.thurty.

we were actually trying to picture the ps3 she was standing on

actually trying to picture the shampoo she was wearing

PANGSAI

don't worry Imi, I'll burry you with red ~~shits~~ sheets

None of my cousins are straight. Pitty

At the Arcade, we saw this two guys fuckin the DDR box. Fuckin awesome... No, what I mean is, they were owning the machine that they fucked it... get it? huh huh huh? Oh well. My three cousins and I went karaoke-ing after that. Sang some fuckin porno song and some club porno song (N'sync's 'It's gonna be me' and Spice Girls' 'Stop') You should watch the clips there. You wouldn't have to go to anymore porno sites.

hardcore dancing pussies

... never seem enough for you~ don't wanna lose it~ cos I'm not like that~

hey you~ always on the run~ ... ok I'll stop right now... THANK YOU VERY MUCH~ I NEED SOMEBODY LALALALALALAA

P.S. If you were thinking of bringing your family into the K-box, please don't.
P.S.S what does P.S abbreviate for?

Ah yes, those were the times...

2007-08-05T02:30:00.000+08:00

WARNING WARNING!!!
ACHTUNG ACHTUNG!!!
AVISO AVISO!!!
AVVERTIMENTO AVVERTIMENTO!!

THERE ARE NUMEROUS PICTURES IN THE POST SO IF YOU DON'T HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR THE PICTURES TO LOAD THEN GET A BURGER OR FISH TO SLAP YOURSELF WITH WHILE WAITING FOR THEM TO LOAD. THANKS FOR READING MY CAPPED WORDS.

Yesterday, I had my first tution lesson with *insert the maths tuition teacher's name here*. I know it's late and I should have started earlier but better late than never ey?

First times are always funny. Examples:

- Your first time using the toilet bowl and my-my, your parents might have even kept a picture of the first day you 'properly' used the toilet... with your first ever toilet-disposed-shit hanging at the end of your anus.

Yeah you do look like this

- the first-first day of school, you might have been crying and shouting for your mom while the new generation bullies were already making their mark on you... by punching/pushing/poking/taunting you.

really funny when you got bullied by them

- first time you tried to take cookies from the container that you never have been able to reach before... where your parents and amah were actually spying on you and actually made records so that they should hide everything from you (money, sweets etc)

your mom's watching

- the first computer you ever used and the tough times in finding the letters... especially that letter 'P' and clicking them like you were playing 'poke me here after 10min... if you're able to spot me'.

b3f0r3 h3 w45 4b13 2 wr!73 1!k3 7h!5

- first shop tantrum, everyone around was looking at you and your parents stayed away from you pretending that you weren't theirs.

yeah, you wish they were like this

- first day of private-tuition, you stupidly knock the door that hasn't been used for 10000 years and you still presistently knock and tried to get a response and then realised after 13 minutes there was an open door. And when you sat, waiting for your tuition group to start, there was a pretty girl sitting a few metres away from you and you appreciated that ankward moment.

... it was this cherishable ankward moment

- first miscalled number, you got all scared and cried saying "I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to call you please please don't call the police!!!" and hung up.

please... don't call the police *sobs*

- first time you ever ate something you didn't like and your face turned like...

ei, saya tidak suka broccoli la

- first and the only time you realized that your parents are black

are you fuckin trippin me?

- realized that your parents are white

that explains my overly good facial features

- realized that your parents are asians

aiya, really ma? cibai one, I dideng noe wat!

- realized that your parents are humans

Tell me something I don't know

- realized that you didn't realise anything

God bless me

Youdiebitch.

I Bleed Blood

2007-08-03T05:30:00.000+08:00

I skipped school today because there's always tomorrow. Spent my whole morning playing WoW and listening to TOOL. Yeah, they make me fuckin high.

no, not this tool, this one is for picking your nose silly

There is a time when everything starts to die. An example, our toyota prado. It's a car. Mostly fucked up now. Couldn't even start. So this morning, my uncle had to go to school with the car. Yep, didn't happen. So we tried kick-starting it, or however you say it. You know... starting the car whilst someone pushes it. Anyways, my amah and I tried to push the car but thank god we live near fuckload of tress instead of houses and instead of neighbours laughing, monkeys and little caterpillars laughed at us trying stupidly to push-start the car. Not to forget, I fell when I put 10% of my effort to push the car. That's so much, I couldn't even try to put another percent into it. Hencethustherefore, I bailed, ran sissily to my room and cried on the newly made pillow. I became emo *gasps*

this is my foot and not my wrist

nevertheless, I still became emo

... and 'read' My Chemical Romance

Get your own Tic-Tacs

2007-08-02T06:00:00.000+08:00

QUALIFYING'S FUCKIN OVER!!!!! NO MORE SINISTER SMILES IN THE QUALYFING AREA ANYMORE!!!!!!

Though, some others might still be having their exams. Yep, fucked up for you guys eh?

So where to start? yes, the farewell ceremony for the scholarshits (I-am-so-zealous). Saturday, 28th July, It was awfully crowded in the auditorium as usual. Mati kali, bebau ah. Apa inda, they mixed the PraUs and the lower newbs in the audi.

*sighs* My arms hurt

There was this 'teenager' infront of my seat and I was looking at his hair for... a minute! Imagine that. Not because he had a cool hairdo, teenagers never do have the coolest hair, I was looking at his because there was something moving... and it looked like it was making new strands of hair. I was about to ask what shampoo did he use to grow those strands of hair soo lively fast... but when I got a closer look, my eyes were captured in the moment... time stopped, everything around me was moving so slow (apakan, time stopped? but they were moving slow????????????????) I realised IT WAS A SPIDER! a spider that was ejecting silkwebs like 'you' were attempting to break the world fastest masturbation record.

The head of a thousand oracles

Amuses me how this tiny thing makes spiderman... spiderman.

I was greatly pittied by the spider that was trapped on the evil teen's head so before I told the guy that "hey man, I think there's a spider making out with your lice", Das and I was making futile efforts to take a good picture of the spider so we quit and told him about the spider. We shouldn't have told him. He killed the spider. We had out break and had free period. We went to our usual hangout place, but a couple of seconds later, the Physics D group barged in and took our spot. That was so uncool doods. So we had to go to the library. Tried to study but failed to do so. Grabbed my phone and took pictures of my 2nd favourite fat guy that I like to make fun of.

He was playing with Zudin...

A game called 'I M ReTurd'

We had our supposed Pure class next BUT when we went into our class, Mr Choo (Our nice stats teacher) was there, smiling along with a fuckload of papers in front of him. Not that I mind but Sit (Gladys) did. I remember the dialog, not exactly but yeah...

Mr Choo: *BIG SMILE*
Sit: EYYYYYY WHAT ARE YOU F*#$*$&@ DOING HERE!?!?!?!
Mr Choo: *gets a bit scared but still smiling* uh, why not
Sit: YOU MISS US KAAA???
Mr Choo: *almost not smiling, but still smiling* uh, ya I miss all of you lo
Sit: WE HAVE PURE NOW KALIAH SIR
Mr Choo: *manages to grab the little smile back* yeaa i know
Sit: BUT I WANT MS LIM
Mr Choo: *SMILE IS BACK* I trapped her in the toilet for a while only lo, only for half an hour

Ok, maybe I didn't exactly do remember the speech entirely but what I am trying to notify you about is... the fact that MR CHOO IS A BAD-MAD-SMILING-MACHINE! and Sit gets really cranky when she doesn't get her candies. Unfortunately the last half hour of pure maths was cancelled because we were called to the girl's hostel for the qualifying briefing. The first thing I saw when I reached there is a scene of Ms Ivy giving 'the finger' to Adib followed by a preach on the how Feng Shui helps people get more whiter. Kasian si Adib.

The Gaylord's freaky hand socks

Like country people like Khaliq...

Gimli and Merill

O-M-G~

Relationship between Climate Change, History and Magic

2007-07-27T13:05:00.000+08:00

There is none actually. Not that I know of that is. But what I do know is, the fast rate of climate change is really affecting the other countries besides america because we do know that they have the largest shithole for tornadoes and cyclones to clean up there (Bush's toilet). Stupid wars, I'm still hanging onto my last nerve and if my money tree falls because of wind/rain (minor or major) I'd come to korea and bomb everything on this damned world. Sonofabitches.

I would love to swim there if only it wasn't near the road

THAT CAR IS HARDCORE!!!!

We had our cca today, it was strangely quiet and hmmm few. Maybe they all got scared and studied. Pussies. Oh yeah, I just remembered we're gonna have our qualifying on monday... hmmm, no big deal. So during our cool cca, Syukri brought MS' yearbook for 1988-1989. It was his... father's. Inside, we saw Mr Ravoof when he was still 20 as a chem teacher along Mr Chong when he looked like Jay Chou. Ms siow with all the black hair and sexy tan and 4-5 teachers that we might know of but they just look different except for two.

Makes you think eh?

Wasn't so koo-koo back then

Talking about health management (could be botox though)

After we all laughed at the different 'in-things' they had back then, Afiq taught us magic. All of them were easy though but nevertheless, it was still fascinating.

How Zudin tried to kill Khaliq

Wow magic laaa

Wow, gila *Mr. Ray's version*

Just incase you don't know what the magic is... well, they were just praying and everyone think praying is magic so... yeah. That's magic.

Life With Stats

2007-07-24T16:54:00.001+08:00

I know most of you like Statistics... I mean who doesn't?

*raises hand*

It's just frustrating, I won't be talking about how I hate stats and life... that would be chav-ed up man. I'll just be posting pictures how stats leads everyone to oblivion.

You just can't run away from the Stats Master

... Some just love stats?

Stats leads to violence

Stats leads to the rapid birth of poklens+retards

Stats make non-living things act weird

Stats make Buddha grow extra arms and legs

Stats enable you to solve this

Stats disses you

The Biology Trip

2007-07-24T15:37:00.000+08:00

We went to the State Lab this morning which was somewhere... around the Ministry of Health's HQ. Never imagined that Brunei had cool thaeengsss. What do they have there? they have labs. Yeah cool, is-it-not? and I thought labs were only made for schools and CSI movie sets.

Had our tea-break after the briefing and Fadhil ate all of the kelupis. Lim (Chau Tin/Chioa Yin) was not surprised. I was. We visited most of the labs I think including the microbiology lab, food testing, narcotics! and counterfeit dept. It was... ok. Oh yeah, we visited the stairs too.

I won't elaborate... feed on these pictures.

My front view on the bus

Yepppppp-----p

Syruppppppp-----p

Counterfeit... badddddd

The journey back to school on the bus was awfully depressing. It was 11.15am, we were already at the school gates. We tried to convince Mr. Shabi to buy us Martabak before coming back to school but unfortunately, he was on the other bus. Booger. So to make sure that we didn't waste time and school periods... we went to the library to see newspapers instead of going for chemistry. And so I looked at pictures and read the comic strips until we decided to talk in the library.

She really likes computers

Uhh... I don't know why I took this but I just followed Mr. Maggot

BE-ACH!

2007-07-23T07:45:00.000+08:00

DOUBLE POST!!!!!!!

Hahaha, I know it happened a loooooong time ago (greatly exaggerated) but what am I supposed to do with the pictures?

I think it was during the latest holiday (2nd term holidays), Kahar and Zimin wanted to play with their bikes but the problem is their houses are not situated next to each other but thankfully bicycles have the ability to transport one or two people at a time (3-10 if you're an indian, indonesian or a bebot). So to avoid being crowned queers, they invited Imi and I to rule the streets with them. Unfortunately on that day Imi was at his cousin's birthday party.

So it was I who stood up and took the challenge (apakan? lame) Zimin decided to rendezvous with yours truly before meeting up with Kahar who was waiting patiently at Hua Ho Sengkurong. Zimin went to my house and ate all my food and drinks so we had to shop at Hua Ho ~~Manggis~~ Tanjong Bunut to replace the things he ate and drank. Boy he had a really large appetite. Then when everything's done, we played football skajap and then we played winning-eleven and then drank water.

Then after an hour, Zimin and I along with out super cool bikes (mine was the coolest! 'cos mine has super cool slick vinyls beeee-atch! and ada TV and ada sound systemm and and and ada flashing neon lights... hahaha oh ok, I might have gotten carried away 'a bit') went to Hua Ho Sengkurong and met Kahar who was hitting on Phillipino chicks everywhere. He also accidentally flirted with the gay Hua Ho-ian that always hangs out near the fruit section. We just looked. So after he got tired being rejected all and all over again, we were off to the beach.

Nothing interesting happened there except Kahar nearly lost control of his bike. Maybe because it was too heavy as I told him to put my keropok into his plastic bag which was on his HANDLEBAR! OH YEAH OH YEAH! WE WERE HARDCORE MAN! BECAUSE WE DIDN'T WEAR OUR HELMETS! which was no big deal... so we dragged our bikes when we reached the sandy area of the beach. It is the beach after all.

So there we waited for dusk... for the sun to set. How romantic eh? well it wasn't. People were making out and doing orgies near us. It was uncomfortable. When all was over, we headed to Kahar's house and chillZzzzZzzzZed there. Then we went home. I was all alone in the house.

Pulau Bapa si Zimin

~~Reaper~~ ~~Rapper~~ Rapist

The sand has spoken

They enjoy sand

Beat that Syuk! With a camphone!

Fanboy/Fangirl, Flowergirl/Flowerboy, Gayboy/Gaygirl & Cowboy/Cowgirl

2007-07-23T05:30:00.000+08:00

FANBOY!!

So as all of you might have known, the last installment of the harry potter franchise was released yesterday, 21st July 2007.

Fanboys/girls queued up in every book shop from every corner of the galaxy waiting for their respective bookstore to open. Some even camped outside... psshhhfffttt fanboys. And when the clock struck *insert time your bookstore opens*, everyone from teachers who were supposed to be feeding their students, to little children who only wanted chocolate, rushed into the bookstores fighting and killing one another for the last book (not literally), Harry Potter and ~~The Shadow of Death!~~ The Deathly Hallows. Upon all the ruckus inside the bookshop, some also grabbed the opportunity to get free playboy magazines as the shopkeepers were busy counter-killing the mob.

Unfortunately, some didn't obtain the book as it was fresh out of stock, so they settled for the old ones instead... and some even settled for chocolate. Pitty pitty. This sad tragedy might have happened somewhere besides our country.

That saturday morning, five fanboys that I know bought the book early in the morning. Lucky them, I bought mine through my father. Since his body is well developed (like those people in wrestling), he easily 'gently' threw everyone aside and bought a book for me later that morning. Thanks dad, you rock my socks!

I started reading mine right after I got home from school. The beginning was not much but the excitement starts... nvm. Oh yeah, and I finished reading it today. A big accomplishment for me. Never did I finish a book consisting more than 200~ (this book had 607 pages) in two days. Amazed, how 'fanboy'-ish I was and I strangely felt like a hypocrite.

Btw, the ending is fuckin weird. Couldn't get my imagination to work. You'll know when you reach page 'NINETEEN YEARS LATER'. If you really want to be fucked off because of spoilers, then click here

Here are some pics of my FAVOURITE FANBOYS!!!!

Fanboy~

A fanboy at work during free period

A fanboy up close

A fanboy telling the world how he really adores the book

Superman, a fan of boys

A friend from America, he's a hybrid (noob+fanboy+geerd+genius)

Beilshitzel

2007-07-15T09:22:00.000+08:00

*GASPS* How in fuck's name did I get here!?! ... oh bookmark. Oh well, better post something since I'm on this bloody page.

What to talk about... hmmm...

*thinks real hard for several minutes* (several seconds actually)

Oh well, I've got nothing. I guess I'll be letting out new/old UNCENSORED pics. Yep, I'm too lazy to put on the black tapes.

The 'Regular' CCA Days

The regular wanaBs

And the casual cravings

An example of soft play, "May I have the ball please Muhd Noor Adzimin?" asked Khaliq

More to come. And yes I do doubt it.

Chavettes Vs. Poklens

2007-06-02T19:31:00.000+08:00

Guess what? there's another word for 'poklen'. It's 'chav'. Well, it's actually a translation for the word poklen. Word eh? For further information on chavettes, click here. Nice web. Should be able to waste your time considerably.

And more random special pictures...

They really like Zimin's bag eh?

The scene after 5s... hmmm lets just say, someone got punched.

Hahaha, Indians.. what will they think of next?

S.P.E.C.I.E.S (Super Preternatural Extraordinarily Creepy, Insane & Exotic Species)

2007-05-27T19:31:00.000+08:00

I have found more people for us to laugh at. Enjoy. No offense to all those people in the pictures. It's not personal, it's business. Oh yeah, don't forget to click on the pictures.

Captain Smarty-Pants

Yes, he looks tall...

NOT!

Seeing this makes me hungry

Miss Physics TT-3

Manballs

A bug

You didn't know?

Mr. Pilot and his Chemistry Kru

Mr. Songkok Baru Man (MSBM) and his sidekick, Mr Handkerchief

HE KNOWS IT ALL

it's not weird, just bizarre

2007-05-19T01:30:00.000+08:00

In this world, there are people with special abilities... I mean pointless abilities... no, not abilities... just nothing, nothing at all. I call them... 'One of You...s'. What I'm trying to say here is that I picture 'them' and post them on my blog. Just for the fun of wasting my time.

I like stuffs. I like different things. I like to take pictures of weird things. I like weird. Weird is good. Weird makes my food good. Ah? Btw, it's raining here and paparazzis' are waiting outside. I see flashes~ yea yea yea. Get it? huh huh huh??? sorry that was so irrelevant.

Ok so this is my story y'all... *beat plays* uh uh uh uh yeah yeah yeah uh uh uh uh yeah yeah yeah uh uh uh uh... Did you know it's easy to get carried away when you don't plan your essays? I consider this as an essay so shut up and just keep reading. Are you confused now? A little bit jumpy for you? Maybe I'm a bit hyper from all the 'Time-Out'-s I had.

Hehehe, so lemme really begin postin' my retardin pot of schalallin'

This was my first shot. These 'things' are my friends, Semiun "Chenga Cheng" Awat a.k.a Mr. Jubur Katat Ngalahi Si ********************************, (yeah, good luck trying to figure that out) and Ak Amirul "I love *** and **** and ****** and **" Asnawi. I met them at the library, somewhere.

Don't worry, they're still single. Open for gays/bisexs/retards
And this one here is called a Wilson Stewart "Lemme See That" Tong. He likes to eat ba-ge. What's wrong with the picture? you figure.

Am-nyam-nyam-nyam *cuts burger with spoon* am-nyam-nyam-nyam
This one is one of a kind. Ok, not really one of a kind. You could find better and much more distinct people like him at the one and only, G-ToWn. This guy here is called Dasuki "Motomiya Cing How La Pak Cik Sikoi" ... errr AHMAD. He is Asian and yes, he looks like one too. Strange but true.

How Chaula? Like this lerrr~
This is Khaliq's bag and his stats textbook. They were all wet...Damn, it should be funny!

...
Hahahaha, ok I think that's all for now. Until I find more pictures of these things, I'll post it as soon as I got time... HAHAHAH I GOT TIME! I GAUT TAIM~ I GAUT TAIM~~~

Yes, I'll shut up now. Oh yeah, and Sit... ok done.

Another day, another prick to pick from the little chick... ay

2007-05-08T14:15:00.000+08:00

*10min of silence in front of computer*

Fuck, these past few days sucked real bad. There's nothing much to talk about, except maybe spiderman 3. Yeah, it was cool. The drama was there, the action, and not to forget the inch-bits of comedy. Spiderman showed his emo side, MJ still doesn't like to wear a bra, Harry got a new cool mask, the truth behind Peter's father's death AND YES, the guy you saw playing as Eddie Broch/Venom... yeah the camera guy, he's Eric from That 70's Show. Funniest sitcom ever.

If you haven't watched it, then what the hell are you waiting for. Get up and run to your furthest cinema and buy a popcorn and then a DVD and watch it at home. HAHA, not funny.

Man, I'm getting boring. Wait, I am boring. I often bore myself to sleep. That's a good thing. YEAH ABURNN~

okay, I'll shut up. Now for some random pictures.

This is Fadhil and Bahri

Here's my stats teacher, Mr Choo Beng Beng

Here's my stats teacher on the far side of the board

The adventure of the temporarily handicapped boy

2007-04-25T11:00:00.000+08:00

*clicks on recorder*

*static*

23rd April 2007

4.45am. I was still in pain. Got out from my bed and went to my parents. Told them I didn't want to go to school. Again.

7.45am, went to the Sengkurong clinic. Took more than an hour till it was my turn to meet the doctor.

10.30am, daddy picked me up from clinic and sent me back home.

Purple = good? no uh~

Tinky Winky
2.00pm, mom sent me to RIPAS alone.

2.01pm, saw hot girl.

2.15pm, found the radiology section.

2.35pm, stared out of right window.

Foreign labour
2.40pm, scratched my foot.

My itchy stocking
3.21pm, saw cute baby and her hot 'mom'... and her father.

3.30pm, went into room 1 - X-ray. Left foot = 2 shots and left leg = 2 shots.

3.41pm, redid X-ray, 3 shots. 7 shots total.

4.14pm, receptionist didn't call my name. Had to question her.

4.15pm, received results. Fractures, zero.

4.20pm, outside outpatient sector, waiting for mom.

~~warmth~~ blazin hot
4.56pm, went home.

5.20pm, reached home.

7.30pm, started blogging.

8.00pm, finished blogging.

I want a recorder. No, not the musical intrument. Translation = useless.

Hahaha, apakan. If you do realise and you don't know what I've done here, well here's the answer = purposely did this just to kill curiosity on how it feels like being 'those' people. You know those who brings hand-held recorders either to remind themselves of what the found, did, heard, whatever la. You get it right? YES YOU DO!

Born to be fuckin wild

2007-04-23T01:40:00.000+08:00

If you like skipping school or playing 'hooky', then you're either stupid or fuckin wild and extreme. Me = ~~EXTREME~~ XTREME!!!!! (hahaha sitaie)

So today was my first day I 'missed' all of my classes and moreover, school itself! for what? nothing at all! ok maybe I got some bumps and bruises here and there from yesterday. But that's nothing, I'm walking normally as a pigeon on a broomstick <--Bad simile.

Skipping school is bad. Yeah I know. But what else are you to do when you couldn't go to school right? Sometimes it feels great missing all those boring classes however what still goes on when you don't go = the lessons and the evil homework. And what sucks more is when you don't know how to do the homework because you didn't go to school for that particular lesson.

What makes skipping school addictive is well not actually due to addiction. Blame fear. Fear of being blank in class because you couldn't catch up with previous lessons, fear of knowing wether the day you skipped school was actually the best day not to miss school and the fear of reasoning with subtle teachers.

So it is actually 'necessary' to miss school if you know when to miss school. Although this is not recommended to those perfectionists especially when they intend to have perfect school attendance.

Alternatives if you want to be wild and extreme (because you don't like skipping school); XO

- play extreme sports lah e.g. skating, canoeing, skydiving
- ~~dancing~~ ~~walking~~ running around naked at G-town
- do a hit-and-run at your nearby retail shop (kadai kaling) with water-guns and balloons
- swimming at Kg. Ayer
- speeding on bumps
- push around people twice you size and height

The Extreme of the Extremes

If you want to be superman, training is a must

Golf can also be extreme
If you are still unable to accomplish these xtreme stunts then all you could do is say/shriek/shout 'X-TREMEEEEEEEEEEE' followed by a pterodactyl moan afterwards. Yes, like the one in Harold and Kumar.

... AND IF YOU STILL AND STILL DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THEN YOU SUCK. You could just play Tony Hawk and fantasize that you're in the game skating and doing all those out-of-this-world tricks. I often do that... ok, always.

Go suck that controller

OooOOooOoO YeahHhHhhheaaYyyYyahaaaaaa~

2007-04-21T21:20:00.000+08:00

Led fuckin' rocks man.

Ok, lets get down to business. The controversial debate of 'Shisha being more dangerous than cigarettes.'

Which side are you on? <--- A rip-off from Marvel's Civil War Comic.

Doesn't matter actually because as you know, both of them fucks up your lung/s, brain, heart, nose/s, mouth and some other things 'present' in your repiratory system. But just to make sure you're smoking the right thing if you want to die early, then 'shisha' is your suicide catalyst. I read the newspaper yesterday (OOoOOOoOo~) oh yes I did. Saturday's, 21st April 2007 on page emmm ntah, there was an article on 'shisha' which states that 45minutes of sisha is wayyyyy ~~better~~ terrrrribleeh~ sacred bluu~ than smoking 50 cigarettes.

Sexy but deadly
Shocked? I was. I did do 'shisha' once and the duration... was more than an hour. I should be gangsta by now but nooOOoOooO, I'm still a fuckin itsy-bitsy pussy teenager. Oh where has respect gone? shopping kali (apakan lame). The problem with 'shisha' is because the water in the bong which supposedly acts as a filter just plain sucks. And they think water solves everything. So yeah, all the nicotine, CO, grass poison and those shitty things consumed are 50 times greater than cigarettes. Go fuck to that.

What happened to that girl? she died a day later after non-stop smokin'~
I know some of you say that yeah man, sisha is cooler than cigarettes nowadays. Apa sigup-sigup? caweerr~ ancing ko masih dang? well yeah it's true at last of course, cigarettes are getting old and same goes for drugs. No fashion la. When there's 'shisha', there's a beautiful bong like container perfectly shaped like Pamela Anderson upside down with no body make-up (yes she does), a hose and of course the oh-so cool smelling smoke (that's positive right?). So yeah, as usual the teenagers conquer in these kinda things. Damn, I hope they live long enough and be present for my massacre party *no sarcasm present*. No offense to the Virginians, greatly sorry for your lost (sapa suruh racist? stupid stupid)

So the overall conclusion,

~ cigarettes - bad
~ shisha - worst
~ drugs - much worse
~ sex before marriage - depends on religion (Islam - bad bad bad bad bad bad 30 years in hell, you like that wouldn't you? same goes for catholics and some other religion)
~ alcohol - depends on religion (Islam - bad bad bad bad bad bad bad too)
~ burning/destroying buildings down for no reason at all/maybe stress - this is just stupid
~ to be a king - yeah, not in your lifetime unless of course for royal blood or unless you're a super experienced terrorist and rebeled and you declared yourself king. And guess what? you'll be in history books, more for your grandchildren to read. Yay!
~ visiting this blog - you have nothing to do/a warm-up before an endless surf on friendster/you like me~ hahaha prasan
~ teenagers - crap crap crap crap (I know I'm being stereotypical about this but universally speaking, it is somewhat true)

I know most of these things don't have nothing to do with my post but I'm a free man am I not? ok shit, got to go. My father summons.

Oh yeah, and last night, I went to Imi's house and watched AF hahahaha and ate Amal's ~~foot~~ food and also watched Arsenal drew with fuckin Spurs. Nyang ku~ adakah si Jenas nda di block nya talur talurrr

Dinner at Imi's

TODAY (SUNDAY 08-04-2007)

2007-04-12T15:04:00.000+08:00

OK, I know I didn't actually post 'today' (08-04-2007) today. I like simplicity *snorts*. I like today. Today (08-04-2007) is good. Today (08-04-2007) is Ainul's birthday and today (08-04-2007) is when my lil cute cute cute cousin celebrates his 1st birthday party. 'Cute', sounds strange coming from a guy. The word 'cute' but not 'KIUUUUT~'. OK, got it? today's not actually today, but it's a day placed on the 8th of April of 2007. Simple right?

So 'today', as you might know if you read the previous post, I'm at my grandgrands. I slept on a couch. It really does hurt your back when you don't sleep properly... but who cares, I'm only there for the food. I appreciate food, I enjoy food, food is good. When I become rich one day, I'll open up an Italian restaurant near S-ToWn. Sengkurong should be a metropolis by then. New generation of teenagers will wander on the streets of LA Sengkurong and I wouldn't have to send my offsprings (the effect of 'imagine and learn with playhouse disney') there.

So back to reality. I woke up 'totally' around 9am. My fat cousin was already jumping on the bouncer with my lil brother along with some other kids. The kids next door. Not long after that, my lil brother sprained his ankle. My pops gave him a massage and soon, he was alive like a monkey again. With of course my fatty fat fat cousin.

I remember the day when I first sprained and fractured my wrist. Crystal clear, like it was yesterday. It was a... lets just say, a Sunday. Maybe I don't quite remember but anyhowZzzZz <--- (gotta love the poklens who made that) I was seven that year. I still believed in Superman and Batman, and so~ yeah you know where this is going right? THE MIGHTY STAIRS. I love the staircase back in my old house. It was shiny. I like shiny things. I was partly smart/stupid those days. Placed a cushion at the bottom end of the stairs, positioned myself at approximately 5 stair steps above and finally I jumped below. I actually succeeded in jumping over and over without hurting myself. But then I got bored of the 5th and went a little bit higher, the 7th stair step. *shivers* So yeah, there I was with a superman cape with the big 'S' on my back and WeeeEeeEE~ AHHHHHHHHHHH. End of memory.

My parents still don't know HOW I REALLY got the fracture. I lied a lot when I was a kid. I said I accidentally slipped on a tamiya (it's the battery operated mini car, and if you weren't into the cars those days, then you might have used the engine for a fan) So where was I? Birthday, baby Harry's birthday. It was fun overall, played pro evolution on Xbox360 with my other cousins, ate food, played more pro evo and ate and ate more food.

Heart-Melters

Awhhh~

AAWWHH~

Presents!
Fun over. Homework and school burden. AH YES, THE F***** TORTURE!

She likes balloons

He also likes balloons

Spot ~~Wally~~ Me!
The reason why I posted this post today is because I didn't finish the post on that day (today, 08-04-2007) so to make it simple... ok more like complicated, I finished it today! makes sense? yeah it doesn't! confused? I don't know about you but fuck yeah I'm confused.

TODAY (SATURDAY 07-04-2007)

2007-04-08T10:04:00.000+08:00

I like Saturdays but more on Sundays. Hahaha, so what I'm gonna do today is this --> I'm gonna write about what happenedddddd today!!!! starting from the time I woke up. HAH! SIOK TU EH!

It was 4.00am in the morning, my alarm phone rang (phone-->clock, get? GET? I'M SO LAME LIKE OMG~ LIKE DAAAA~). I limped out of my bed and switched on the 'heater'. Yes the mighty heater, heats the water in your bathroom. I went back to sleep for an hour and relimped back to the bathroom. So lalalalalala, prepared my uniform, ate cocoa pebbles (cocoa pebbles suck!) and went out of the house at 6.00am and felt my oh-so favourite morning breeze. The animals' (monkeys, boars and birds around my house) cockadoodledoos turned down a little upon my arrival (apakan sitaie).

SUDDENLY, I reached school (I'm sorry it's not that interesting. I'm just tired). Had bio for the first two periods, chem for the next three (got 50% for my 2nd test, oh the joy. FKNJDNHFJOENFUCK). Break came and copied maths homework from ~~Gladys'~~ Sit's paper during free period. I apologise *snorts*. Then came half hour of maths and an hour and a half of bio prac (the smell of yeast is great!). End of in-school studies.

Oh yesh, there was the Chemistry Fun Day at UBD just now and there was this chem magic thaeng for limited students (picked by teachers or somewhat like that). I was supposed to be there AS I WAS SELECTED BY MR FLORENCE CHEONG. EH SALAH, MR CHEONG ~~G AH SENG~~ but SOMEONE HAD TO TAKE MY PLACE.

The bus left without me and how did I go there? using a car la~ daaa~ Zka's car to be precise, Zka's Mercedes bus car or whatever. Incase you don't know him... wait that's impossible because he's like unmistakably famous. *snorts* so yeah; Imi, Khaliq, Kahar, Zimin and Zainul tagged along with him. We reached UBD around 2.15pm or somewhere around that time.

There, we saw people. Lots and lots of people. This chem magic thing was starting... or it seems. I decided not to go because I thought ~~GLADYS~~ that SOMEONE already took my place. So there I was wandering around the chemistry building with my 'homies'. BUT THEN I MET ~~GLADYS~~ THIS 'SOMEONE' WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE MY PLACE AH. Inside I was swearing, but... eh no no no. I was swearing on the outside but I actually sympathize myself for doing that.

So anyways, my homies and I continued examining the exhibition. It was quite interesting I must say, especially the flour thing that can break and re-attach itself to its original gooish form. It was 'Gnarly' as Bahri would say. OH YEAH, and there was experiment about 'sweaty hands'... I wasn't really intrigued by the experiment but I was soooo fascinated by this girl and her asian-faced friend.

"Eh If I have high salt ah, I'm sweet tah tu?"
"Eh if you higher than me ah blanja ah, burger saja.. Sana tu"

... Basically there's more but I forgot most of them. You might not find it funny. That's because you didn't see her facial expressions and of course her tone of voice. She has talent in comedy, could be the next 'Kassum'.

I think that's it. Tonight I'm sleeping at my grands' house. I might not be able to watch the Gunners-Hammers match but there's always an alternative... AKEDEMI FANTASIAAAAA~ *cough cough* and thanks to zimin for teaching me how to make strikeouts. OH OH OH YEAH, I also won a notebook from the exhibition.

I had to do something with the booger (Did you see the green spot on Imi's shirt that day?)

That means, no chemistry = no cosmetics = no bitches = no mall = no G-ToWn :'(

My new ~~notebook~~ diary. Now I don't have to blog!
EH SIT, your real name cracks me up.

The god damn decisions

2007-04-06T17:04:00.000+08:00

You might think the availability of more than a thousand colours means joy to the world. Yeah, me too. Without colours, I wouldn't know how to distinguish the orang putehs, the orang asians and the orang hitams. The risk of complications... *shivers*

Once you start to think more about these endless varieties, your nerves start to get to you... one by one. Example, the 'MENU'.

"Wow so banyak ah makanan and minuman here ah, very good eh this restaurant/gerai." Snorts to that bitch. Excluding the regulars, the newbies are going to go through partial hell just to pick the right meal. The endless variety of rice and noodles are fuckin useless. Damn the subtle differences. You could smell the intention of the waiter of wanting to punch you for taking such a long time picking a god damn meal. AND who's fault is that? may god bless them with improved conceptions.

Now this is what I call a MENU. Simple and Sexy
Another example is the typical 'Clash of the functions'

"Mummy daddy~ esok dapat antarkan aku rah rba main bula sama kawan ku? then lepas atu bulih antarkan tarus rah b'day kawan ku... lepas atu antarkan aku rah G-toWn, kan main CS then pas atu ambil aku kul 1 ah. OK tu~"

How I wish I have parents like that. Well, I do. But the thing that pisses you off is when you don't have a car or a driver and everything you planned just went down the drain when your parents said "We're going to rumah nini lai" or some relative of yours and you had to follow. Maybe this is a good thing, especially if you seldom meet your grands and relatives. On the contrary, it may suck because you just have no mood for family and all you want is fun fun fun fun fun fun and more orgy of fun in the box. But what can you do? you're just a little pin prick. Just follow all your parents' need and don't complain. They are the source of your pocket fillings. Patience is all you need and when you do turn 21 and start making your own buck, then go have all the fun bitch.

The next is, 'lovers thirst for love'

Ntah ah, I have no idea about this one. HAHAHA I just made it up so I could reach three points... but oh well, 2 and a half ain't that bad. Actually there is a time where you just can't choose between that factor and another when you're in a relationship. I'm just tired.

Why do we have to decide?

Get high and do nothing

2007-04-02T19:52:00.000+08:00

It's difficult to post almost anything during the weekdays especially when you're working. As a student, school IS work and for bums... doing nothing is everything (work, sleep and play). If you are able to post everyday or at least thrice a week then I conclude that you are in love with yourself. I mean your blog. You're gay, with your blog. How I wish I could live before my generation and go back to the early 70's and live life like a hippie.

aaaaahhh aaaahh~~
Hippies are bums, beatniks, flowerchildren, freespirits, the "people" or however you may call them. It was the most incredible thing that happened to the world and is still is though... for of course themselves but a big shit-load of burden for the govies. These hippies too are people, teenagers or young adults to be exact. Some elderly are involved but hey, porpotion favours the young guns. And to become a hippie, you could either hate the fuckin govies or you just adore peace, love, music, serenity and freedom. Kinda like a pussy-terrorist or a gay-rebel.

What they do you ask? ANYTHING! dress-up naked, walk & run shoeless, loiter at the police station, fuck the president's daughter yes A N Y T H A E N G~ and during their time, you could spot them hanging around at concerts! no, not pop concerts but psychedelic-progressive rock concerts. If they're not there then they might be smoking pot in their barn yards or in someone else's or or or they could be walking on the streets holding signs to stop war and chanting "Sabbath fuckin rules man" or "Dudeeee duddeee where's my handd mann~". They're like zombies. I like zombies.

braaaaaaaaaiiinnnnnn~ *munches doritos*

Ah yes, the free spirits

We are family, yes we are
And the reason why the govies had to get rid of these bums is obviously because they don't do anything... beneficial to the goverment and instead hippies leave shit piles for the govies to clean up. The difference between the rebels nowadays is that instead of guns, they can use a variety of easy handling medium for example: songs, chants, psych-drugs, guitars; an alternative to piss of the govies, in a harmless way. Okay, maybe they can relatively be harmful. So the way the govies got rid of them was by erm... I don't exactly know buttttttt years later, the hippie era ended. Not entirely though.

"All in all, it's just another brick in the wall" -Pink Floyd

I don't know what it means but hell yeah, Floyd fuckin rules!

MTV, you don't have to PIMP my ride
I apologise for I, *inserts my name* hardly update this blog but hey, look at the brighside~ you got boobies. Apakan. Esok test yay~ *swears excessively*

Suck My Luck

2007-03-24T14:05:00.000+08:00

So one day, you were dragging yourself around the mall scavenging for hot chicks with short skirts when SUDDENLY!!!!!!!!!! You saw a $2,308.90 note on the floor near the arcade (a little imagination wouldn't hurt). Slowly, you walk towards the note pretending to not notice the excessively large amount of cash lying on the floor. Your hand sets an opening for the money... and *swoooosh*.

You cracked a little smile as you deftly put the money into your shirt (you couldn't put it in your pockets because they were already packed with used condoms, candy wrappers, tissues and your handphone/s)... but as you let go of the money, you forgot that you don't have a pocket in your shirt, you didn't wear your bra that day, and you didn't tuck your shirt in. Everything seemed to move slowly as you saw the money zig-zagged down through your shirt. You tried to catch it but you absurdly missed all the attempts. The frequent swears you made after every swing managed to catch everyone's attention around you.

Slowly, you browsed your surrounding. *crackle crackle* the crispy money finally fell on the floor. The eyes of everyone there eagerly opened like owls; children, adults, poklens and bitches were all staring down at the note. It was silent. Your mind interrupted "Goddamnit, just say it's yours bitch". "Ah, apa!?" you replied. You forgot what your mind said to yourself and after you opened your mouth, everyone form every direction jumped in on you, well not on you but on the money.

You froze and tried to decide whether to get the money and run or just run. But it was too late, you were trapped in the cluster of greed-filled-homosapiens. It was like a russian sex orgy and you were the core. You tried to hassle yourself out to catch a breath but instead people spit on you for touching them. So basically, it was like a drool drenched russian sex orgy. You knew that you couldn't do anything so you decided to do nothing.

"A wise choice," you mind said sarcastically but you didn't mind. It's been 10 minutes since the 'accumulation'. Some of them were still searching for the note while the others stay for the 'touchings'. You heard sirens, you thought you are going to be saved but the police also joined the gay spree.

Hours passed by and still you're in the orgy ball. SUDDENLY, you saw light in between two fat bellies. You decided to take the risk and go for it. You pulled out your tissues but instead you took out the used condoms but what the hell, you continues and tickled them bellies. The fat blokes wiggled and made the hole bigger (er... yeah). You pushed yourself in act of desperation and SUDDENLY another fat guy jumped in and pushed you back to where you were previously.

Then, everyone died along with yourself and of course the money because someone threw a grenade inside.

THIS COULD HAPPEN! and you just wouldn't know.

Orgy

(+) PLUS (+)

Grenades

(=) EQUALS (=)

Takde ape-ape

So next time, if you think finding BIG money on the floor is lucky... ok well that depends on your intention though. Remember that god know what goes through your little witty mind. Oh yeah and Sit. <-- Mentioned your name

The Coolioes

2007-03-23T15:59:00.000+08:00

Are you cool? (you know, John Travolta cool~ Al Capone cool~ no, not Bush cool)

I bet you are. Else then, you're not.

This word ---> 'Cool', I'm talking about one's ability to compose themselves and control their temper and suppress their depression or excitement onto a moderate level. Yes, not everyone have this 'cool' factor in them especially if you're an attention seeker, annoying bitch or a poseur. And this other word 'Cool' (no difference? well hell yeah there is) is where they look, talk, act, walk nice. This cool is of course the overused word and it can be easily copied. And those copy-cats... not cool.

The first 'Cool', you're supposed to have or none at all. That's it.

The other 'Cool'; we don't have to dress or talk or act cool to be cool, all you have to do is be natural. Ok, maybe all of them are deciding factors of being cool but you can't be cool by following others... what cool wants is originality. Yep. You might say Justin Timberlake is cool for dancing like... Justin but hypothetically if you saw dance moves like that way before he was born... would he be cool now? Ok maybe some of you still would but then again, emm what was i talking about again? eh ntah nvm.

You might see cool people at the mall here in Brunei but you wouldn't know would you? hahaha think twice before you try to decide who is cool and who isn't. Where can you find these cool people at the mall? Hints: Those people waiting at the sides of the main entrance of the mall, they ARE cool *snorts with sarcasm* and those chillaxing at *censored* and *censored* and *censored*

Why do people bother being cool? because of cliques! (gonna touch about that later).

So conclusion conclusion conclusion, you ain't cool if you ain't cool. Don't do drugs or alcohol or cigarettes or feet smelling. You can't be cool if you die early bitch. Most of you who read all of the above and said "Hey man, I AM COOL!". Well then, lemme break it up to ya, if you said that then ya ain't cool bitch.

Those who I (me only) think is fit to be called 'cool' :-
-Stephen Hawking
-Tony Hawk (hahaha, hawks)
-Whoever made the toilet
-All the founding fathers/mothers
-My gramps

cool

not cool

eerrrr...

The day you escaped from your mom's VJJ

2007-03-22T13:15:00.000+08:00

Yes, the day where the young (21 below, or maybe 16 below if you're a model) celebrate their aging self. I'm sorry if you are a midget. But don't worry, american pie gives broken down jobless midgets job oppurtunities. Oh yeah, and not to forget the sweet 16 parties in amedicka! So what's the first thing b'day blokes do? American/European/Bitchy Bruneian girls usually measure how much their breasts have grown throughout the year. The guys usually celeberate by masturbating over their crushes as they celebrate their annual failures. While the models have wake-up-&-throw-up orgy.

Ok, I made all of them up... but hey, I tried. Continue; birthday, a day marking or commemorating the origin, founding, or beginning of something. Hell no, I don't know what it means. But what I do know is; when one's birth day comes, one could be either happy or sad or both or... yeah what I said. The truth behind all of these emotions? ntah, I am no god nor psychiatrist.

So during these days, those related to this birthday person usually give this person presents. Why you ask? Bloody fuck, ask the persians or the romans! they started these birthday parties. Fakfakfakfak, well in my opinion presents give the birthday doods a reason to live, and to live is to be able to survive for their next birthday and get more presents! that only applies to humans of course. So if I don't give presents, then I assume you are able to remain alive for another year. I am partially confident because god decides who lives and who dies.

The adults on the other hand, maybe they're just in it for their kids. To set an example to their children that it's fun being old. Your hair starts to fall off, your boobs start to sag, your face starts to droop and everything starts to get heavy and definitely the right of ordering the young ones.

White...

Black...

Asian...

We all grow into the same thing...

Ah yes, the elderly

The rise and fall of AF

2007-03-18T14:40:00.000+08:00

There was a time where all of us (brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, granders, friends and black people alike) are passionately waiting for that one day, a night, a malaysian night where we sit in front of the TV or radio or or arah gerai with strangers. There were popcorns, coke, soya bean, teh tarik, martabak, keropoks and yes the powerful man/woman, the controller holder person.

There we were, staring hard at the tv screen... the theme song starts, te nene tenene neeeee tene nene nene neneeee with a human shaped toy made from bearings dancing like P.Diddy (Diddy just can't dance man). A person pops-out from nowhere greeting everyone especially in malaysia and of course their suckers, bruneians.

Hahahaha pacah buiii pacahhh~ (from memoirsofapoklen) <-- How I wish he could say that
Akademi Fantasia; now reaches its 4th? or 5th season I don't know. So yeah, it was so famous then I was also into it. No I was just joking, I only watched it so I could be part of the clique. But now? well the adults and the primary children still like them. Most of the teens? they might be busy screwing up some phase-partners in the cinema which they will break up after the horrible sex they had because of the other movie-viewers keep shush-ing them up or because the girl got pregnant and blames her boyfriend for being stupid not to use a baloon for protection.

Eh melarat jua ceritanya ani. Well ok then, AF... there was the great vince who won the first season and then... ummm, lets skip to Mawi. Mawi Mawi Mawi Mawi, he's a great man honestly. A great role model for those anti-religion teens and children because he can say that because of my goatee, my sideburns, my looks, my average-voice and my religion, god made the voters vote for me. *puff* Every children in america will listen to Slayer. Ok so I didnt completely understand what I said the line before and the one before that but my point is... why are we supporting malaysian economy while we could spend our precious money on ours!?! Brunei have no talent you say? well have you even tried to look in the vast rainforest of brunei?!?

Too hot for Jews
Talent is everywhere if you look in the right place, the person with that great talent might be your own son/daughter next decade. All you need is the right exposure and a change in brunei's talent enviroment. Our country even made something similar to akademi fantasia... if Im not mistaken, it was called road2fame? or sumthin eh no passport2fame. The effort made was cukup-cukup but appreaciate appreaciate! support and we might have our own Beatles from our country. Ok, that was greatly exaggerated but still we could have something more than we currently have now.

The pride... of men in white

The Hill-Britty and The White Rapper

2007-03-17T13:25:00.000+08:00

So I was watching paparazzi on channel V the other day (Why did I watch this you ask? I have no fuckin idea) and there, I saw our once favourite 'craaaazy' female... err... yeah celeb. Yep it's Britney Spreads, I mean Spears. Ap ap ap! Don't run away from that little reality of yours because we all know you did try to dance like her (boys and girls alike) and of course not to forget the groaning sounds of 'craaaaazy oww~' tenenenenet~ you do every single day in that year *exaggerates*. If you're still doing it now then you have successfully able to shut me up.

Oh babby baby~ How am I supposed to know~ that something is miss-ssing~
And of course, everytime Britney's name is mentioned, the name Kevin comes about. No not Kevin the leader of the Jellyfish club from Spongebob nor that chinese person that has a one-eyed crush on you but Kevin Ferderline... Federline... antah eh but yeah, he's the like the... 35th? 36th? dude that screwed Britney over and got her depressed and made her shave every hair on her bod. So she's practically like a naked mole rat now. The reason she got screwed so so so many times possibly more than Jennifer Houston did is maybe because of the fact that hillbillies ARE stupid... or maybe it's just the blonde factor. No offense Hannah Montanna.

Yeah, you might see that sight of someone who looks like white shit wearing an NY cap and baggy pants on channel 80. yep, it's none other than America's most hated (excluding Bush and Korea's dipshit bombs) - Kevin Fedeereline!!! eh wait... no, it's K-Fed (don't mess with me ayt' cos if you mess with me, you're playing with fire bi-atch) When the fuck did he join WWE? I don't really know but what I do know is that he sucks real bad both at rapping and wrestling. Note that I do believe that wrestling is completely fake.

Dayyyuum, ya ain't bitchin' 'ere foo'
Why are we making a big fuss over celebrity relationships? because they are god damn celebrities!

I have a blog?

2007-03-16T16:36:00.000+08:00

I was scrapping for something new on the internet these past few weeks aaaand I didnt find any. I'm tired of those adult containing web materials and those lame jokes they show on the internet nowadays, all of them are getting old. I mean really really obsessively old. Well, that's my opinion of course and i do respect yours too... being new to the internet, going to all those porn sites, sending funny and 'moving images' a.k.a animations e-mails to all of your friends, opening dictionary.com and searching words that are over-the-top just to impress your friends on MSN and surely, going to the one-and-only friendster.

Ok, well there's always something new on youtube though (that's because I just started youtube-ing last year). Blogspots and myspaces are gettin quite a spectacle too you know. Instead of corroding little willies and that little earing of yours, why don't we appreciate the people who sacrificed themselves for attention. Give them some attention and you might decrease the world's death toll by 2% (the comments given to them sometimes kills, literally... so go down Mr.10%)

FRIENDSTER! yes, the growing community on the net, everyone who has access to internet HAS TO HAVE one especially those who really needs social guidance from their lonely lives. I dare to say that I do have one but really man, why do we bother adding so-called friends when you don't even know who they are?! I mean damn man, I know that's the purpose of friendster but then again it's all about the popularity contest. Am I right? no? then you have more than 100000 friends on your list huh? Yeah, I know some of you might say, "man, this guy soooo have 2 friends on his friendster list". At least... at least those two friends of mine are really really close. Mr. Teddy and Mr. Yellow Pages, they are evil people! don't listen to what they say! (I just made that up you know, so don't bother)

That I leave my kawans kawans to decide. And for the prevention of diseases, Bruneian goverment! fine those litterbugs!